Kunkle

A Kunkle is a painful course in which you are forced to do 20,000 pages of book work on eastern Asia.

Mr. Kullowatz just put me through the worst kunkle of my life!

by chrissiet May 6, 2011

Kunkle

To do anything of a sexual nature to someone of the opposite sex, code for something dirty that allows you talk openly in front of strangers/others/parents/ladies..

"Oh god, we kunkled all over the house.. even on the washing machine"

"I kunkled the living shit out of her"

"dude, i kunkled her right in the face"

"have you ever kunkled someone in an airplane toilet... awesome!"

by radman!!!!! September 26, 2007

kunker

Someone who is being a dickhead

Stop being such a kunker

You kunker!

by QG04 September 16, 2017

Kunkle

When a girl gives you a foot job while you fuck her with your recently prolapsed anus

"Holy shit bro, I kunkled her so hard last night I think I don't think it will relapse back in!"

by Edward Smellric August 14, 2016

Mouse Kunkle

Mostly means a child molester/pervert who is always wearing tight pants to lure girls in, and is starting to bald

girls little at the pants and some think good and others think all fuck that, im not mess with that mouse kunkle

by Semper_[Fi] October 8, 2009

Kunkeled

To be Kunkeled is to be bait and switched. Thinking you have something when you've actually been spun a web of lies.

I bought a paddle board, jumped onto it and it sank. I've been kunkeled.

by slumlivin June 17, 2017

Kunkled

A verb used in poker when you build a high poker chip stack over a couple of hours only to lose the whole stack in a short period and leave with nothing.

Last night I kunkled over 1000 in poker chips in 10 minutes.

by Khootz motorheads November 25, 2017