kraft mac 'n' cheese

God's gift to Earth.

Fuck I'm hungry, time to crack open the kraft mac 'n' cheese!

by bazillionsofbrazilians June 1, 2010

shit is real as kraft mayo

it is a term that you use to describe some thing that is unbelievable going on

shit is real as kraft mayo i got the new world wide high score in pac-man

by sexytacodab December 29, 2016

sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese

kraft mac n cheese sucks and is not real macaroni and cheese yet sometimes you have to just do what you don’t want to; hence, sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese

person a: i wanna go to the game but my mom is making me watch my brother.

person b: sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese bro.

by ndjsikslsosudhbdd May 31, 2018

That's Kraft

A reference to the level of "cheesy" or "lameness" of a statement or situation

If you see a woman walking down the street with a tiny, shaky dog in an over sized purse, you might say "That's Kraft" to the friend sitting next to you.

Can be used for any other "cheesy" situation

by PapaPJoeMama January 20, 2011

Kraft dinner

When you go for a massage but have sex with the workers instead.

I ordered the Kraft dinner at that shady massage place.

by Waradvisor September 6, 2019

kraft quarter pound

the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.

if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.

i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.

ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020

Brennan Kraft

Brennan Kraft is quiet at first when meeting him, but once he opens up, he will match your energy. Brennan is a person that means dear to you. Someone who will fight for you. Someone who will love you more than he loves himself. Brennan Kraft is handsome, kind, funny, and caring. Brennan is the type of boy who will but you Chinese noodles, trolls gummy worms, root beer, and any kind of chips you want if you say your hungry. He is someone who will ask you what you want 24/7 instead of being selfish. He will treat you right if you treat him right. He is the boy you call if you need help, are in trouble, or if you need to talk. He is someone you can bring home to meet the family and friends. Brennan is the type you want to keep around for a long time.

Brennan Kraft is the boy I want to marry one day.

by BabyBoba May 17, 2022