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Dirty Kofi

When you grab your third uncle by the bollocks and drag him down ten flights of parking lot stairs before neutering the poor chap and digging up his dead siamese cat and extracting stem cells for its bone marrow in an attempt to regrow his lost bits
“Let’s get out of here marj, before this guy commits a Dirty Kofi on us!”
by MiracleManMeat May 9, 2023
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kotin

look at him...

thats kotin!
by cake!)! May 17, 2016
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Kofi Hayford

Amazing Roommate of Dim, just shaved his head today.
"hey kofi"
"hey Dim"
by Dim September 20, 2003
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Kosti

kosti is a dirty mexican
by llkasjlasd January 5, 2005
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Kofi Annan

The corrupt, ineffectual One-World bitch who currently heads the UN.
Kofi Annan does nothing about genocides, oversees the rapes of 9-year-olds, and is weak and dangerous in the face of tyranny. Plus he gets paid, and then some.
by Sean Brian Kirby May 5, 2005
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kooties

Unspecified but perceptible faults or deficiencies ranging from undesirable personality characteristics and poor hygiene habits to bacterial germs; used by preadolescent children to tease or impugn their peers, and occasionally by adults, usually with humorous overtones.
Used in the plural

Perhaps from an early dice game of the same name "KOOTIE", whose object was assembling a repulsive looking insect of plastic parts; consciousness of this term and notion is ubiquitous among those raised in the United States
1. I don't want to play with Johhny---he has kooties!
2. That was when I still thought girls had kooties.
by dakangan February 7, 2006
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Kofi Annan

The weakest coffee in the world.
If you want a weak, non-threatening coffee with no power, opt for Kofi Annan.
by Bob Johnson May 15, 2005
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