Means more or less idiot but in a loving way. You usually say that to your best friend or a better friend. This word is more often used in the area of the austrian alps.
by Nbuu60 August 30, 2020
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For men: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, and cumming while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
For women: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, cumming, and queefing while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
For men: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, and cumming while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
For women: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, cumming, and queefing while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
“Hey man, how’d you like that midget hooker I sent you for your birthday?”
“Dude, I was blowing her little midget back out and she starting Koffing all over me, it was disgusting!”
*vomits*
“Dude, I was blowing her little midget back out and she starting Koffing all over me, it was disgusting!”
*vomits*
by MidgetsAreGross69 October 27, 2022
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The name chosen by lazy trans women who have that as their deadname.
It's pronounced the same.
The name chosen by lazy trans women who have that as their deadname.
It's pronounced the same.
by Koffikup May 18, 2024
Get the Koffi mug.A behavioral condition marked by extreme self-righteousness, performative morality, and chronic credit-hoarding. Often observed in leaders who loudly proclaim virtue, faith, or humility while quietly maximizing their own compensation and minimizing everyone else’s contributions.
A person exhibiting Koffisim will:
• Publicly praise teamwork while privately claiming sole responsibility
• Speak often of God, values, and sacrifice—usually someone else’s
• Maintain an inflated sense of importance disconnected from actual effort
• Appear generous in words, absent in actions
• Lead from the front… of the mirror
Symptoms include:
Corporate sermons, hollow gratitude, selective memory, and an uncanny ability to struggle heroically on an executive salary.
Origin:
Believed to derive from a recurring workplace phenomenon where authenticity goes to die and ego gets a corner office.
A person exhibiting Koffisim will:
• Publicly praise teamwork while privately claiming sole responsibility
• Speak often of God, values, and sacrifice—usually someone else’s
• Maintain an inflated sense of importance disconnected from actual effort
• Appear generous in words, absent in actions
• Lead from the front… of the mirror
Symptoms include:
Corporate sermons, hollow gratitude, selective memory, and an uncanny ability to struggle heroically on an executive salary.
Origin:
Believed to derive from a recurring workplace phenomenon where authenticity goes to die and ego gets a corner office.
• “He just thanked the whole team and then took credit for the project—classic Koffisim.”
• “I thought it was leadership until I realized it was just Koffisim with a LinkedIn profile.”
• “That bonus speech was pure Koffisim—faith-based branding with profit-centered execution.”
• “I thought it was leadership until I realized it was just Koffisim with a LinkedIn profile.”
• “That bonus speech was pure Koffisim—faith-based branding with profit-centered execution.”
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