Like spooning, butter knifing is laying together with one or more people. Unlike spooning, you lie completely straight like a butter knife and you don't even have to touch the other person. Looks a lot like planking face up or a corpse in a coffin.
Player 1: She won't get out of my bed.
Player 2: Spoon her.
Player 1: No. Spooning is gross. I'm gonna lay next to her like I'm dead. Look we're "butter knifing".
Player 2: You should put that on Urban Dictionary before someone else does. What would forking be?
Player 1: We all know what "forking" is.
Player 2: Painting your toenails is hard.
Player 3: Wait. Look. Do I look dead yet?
Player 2: Spoon her.
Player 1: No. Spooning is gross. I'm gonna lay next to her like I'm dead. Look we're "butter knifing".
Player 2: You should put that on Urban Dictionary before someone else does. What would forking be?
Player 1: We all know what "forking" is.
Player 2: Painting your toenails is hard.
Player 3: Wait. Look. Do I look dead yet?
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So Jon was into some weird stuff, dude decided to perform a knife to split and needed Sarah's friend, Katie to join them. Katie willingly accepted as she was a bit of a urethraholic, but we'll get into that another time. He decided to go handle first on both sides, producing the knife blade ends' for his ladies. He got into a back and forth humping motion slaughtering Katie while she tried to suck his dick, turning it into a wildly bloody and gratuitous event. Sarah, on the other end, handled it like a fucking champ and went ass to ass with Jon until climaxing at a G-spot orgasm for several hours. She wiped her booty and rubbed the dirtied cloth on Jon's face asking, "Is that all you got for me, babe?"
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