kettle speak

how the people of kettle run talk

Hey chee.
I see chu.
Yammas.
Going Ham.
Heard That.
Mort.

We use kettle speak.

by klmonpuyt February 25, 2011

kettle my chettle

OMG!, as in are you f*&^'ing kettling my chips? (derived from Kettle Chips being awesome potato chips, coming from "all that and a bag of chips")

Well kettle my chettle, Marge, I won the dang lottery!

by Ae5Ea8 August 18, 2015

kettledog

To Poke someone’s eyes both out at once with your index and middle finger one handed

Don’t annoy me if I’ll kettledog you

by Alace nolland April 7, 2019

kettle turned off moment

forgetting/failing to do something important to the task you are currently doing

person A "the cuppa would be made a lot faster if the kettle was turned on"
person B " you just had a kettle turned off moment"

by TalikTheVampire February 9, 2021

knittlestud

mrs knittle chooses a new student every week. this student becomes the knittlestud. the knittlestud receives a handwritten card and a hersheys bar. the knittlestud gets praised, and is royalty for the week. we don’t understand why she doesn’t give out skittles. but, a chocolate bar will do. who will be the next knittlestud??

OMG! Mrs Knittle says i’m the knittlestud!!

by pushinp123 January 23, 2022

Vanier Piss Kettle

1)The action of releasing hot piss on one's chest for the purpose of sexual stimulation

2) The act of warming piss in a pot or in a kettle for pouring (like wax) on your sex partner. The opposite of a golden shower.

"yo dude....My my girl and I had way too much to drink last night and we wuz so horny that I did the Vanier Piss Kettle on da bitch last night"

by rideyass October 9, 2012

Knattleikr

An Ancient Icelandic game in which one team attempts to gain control of a ball and either take it back to their own area, or the opponents,( sometimes reported as a church). the game can go on for days and sometimes there are deaths because of the no-rules or penalties.

Sometimes people died in Knattleikr.

by Lando49 April 7, 2008