Kinder-bat

Not a true goth. A person who is goth for social reasons or lack of socialization.

Look at that kinder-bat wearing that black lipstick.

by Gabby March 8, 2004

Kinder Surprise

A type of chocolate, where there is chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside. Commonly reffered to a black guy, who totally acts like a white dude

haha, that black guy is such a kinder surprise!

by Roflcopter filipino February 22, 2009

Kinder Surprise

When you lift the cover of a toilet and it's full of shit.

Cubicle 7 was empty, but there was a queue anyway. Sally wanted to investigate, although Mary told her not to. When she lifted the seat, the toilet was full of shit and she shouted in disgust. Mary laughed and yelled "Kinder surprise!"

by Sandra Mae-Darcy March 30, 2009

kinder schlagen

the act of beating up a child repeatedly

Bob kinder schlagened John.

by tothexpower January 11, 2009

kinder buenos

overhyped chocolate which can also cause you salmonella

chav: mmm i love kinder buenos!
bully maguire: i missed the part where you don’t get salmonella

by lengstyll April 18, 2022

Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)

“Kinder” is most commonly used regarding a male’s package/genitalia.It can also be used regarding women genitalia.

When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.

Can be used in phrases such as:

Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”

Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”

Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”

by 8Woody November 8, 2009

Kinder Surprise

When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.

Help me god, I've just witnessed the worst Kinder surprise of all time.

by Cooncheese May 14, 2017