halo kiddie

On internet Lego hosting websites everywhere, "Halo kiddies" are becoming a real issue. Believed to have originated in a Lego forum called "Outside the brick", the term represents any and all members of the online Lego community that focus on building crappy Halo MOCs (My Own Creation).

With a social status equal to that of the "n00bs" and the "H4X0RZ", Halo kiddies are believed to be mostly comprised of children aged 7 to 16. The Halo kiddie "floods" are a demoralizing and spiritually draining phenomenon that cost a website a lot of bandwidth.

Halo kiddies are a real problem today as they have spread from site to site, building numbers and courage. They will eventually cost the hosting sites so much that they may go out of service, thus leaving the Lego Community of AFOL in shambles.

The path of destruction has lead from brickshelf.com to MOCpages.com and soon, we fear that the issue may even spread through flickr.com

"New member?...SpArTaN 98600?"

"Shit, it's just another Halo Kiddie!"

by Killernoob February 12, 2008

Kiddie Coke

street name for Ritalin.

crush it up and snort it. A cheap alternative to cocaine.

man did i ever get fucked up on the kiddie coke last night.

by Crazy Dea January 20, 2009

You gotta be fucking kidding me

the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.

thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Kiddining

The word kidding, just with an extra -ing on the end to make it sound cooler.

Your stupid, LOL just kiddining!

by Pinecone230296 April 20, 2011

Christmas Kiddie

Someone who is very bad at something, and is assumed to have only had the game or device since the previous Christmas.

In skill, similar to a garbo lobster or a bad kid.

Pro: Wow, Christmas Kiddie. What color wrapping paper was your Xbox wrapped up in?

by AlfabetSoop June 27, 2007

No kidding Einstein

A certain way of saying duh after some Smart Alec states the obvious.

person 1: Hey, is that a balloon?
person 2: No kidding Einstein, of course it's a balloon.

by HeckinBrandon May 18, 2018

Playground Kiddie

This is a kid in a game of fortnite battle royale that thinks he's in playground and builds 5 star hotels on each person he encounters.

Oh gosh i'm going up against a playground kiddie.

by TTV DrMoe November 10, 2018