Uzumaki Khan

The best anime reactor of all time and century! Was defeated by Woo D. Plank while reacting to a One Piece episode.

Guy: Watch that video from Uzumaki Khan reacting to Ace's father reveal, it's hilarious!
Khan: YOOO SHANKS , NO WAY BLACKBEARD WHITEBEARD FUUUUUUC*

Also Khan: DRAGON??!! THE SON IS- UHH? IM CONFUSED!! ROGER!!!!!!! ROGER!!!!!

by DrEither February 16, 2021

Dingus Khan

one whose actions call into question the competence/mental capacity of said person

Joe: "I got chlamydia after I fornicated with your sister."
Mike: "Way to go Dingus Khan."

by your baby's daddy September 1, 2003

Nowhere Kansas

Some insignificant and boring place in middle America lacking culture, reason, and excitement; not worthy of mention.

"Oh, she moved to nowhere Kansas," said one New Yorker to another.

by ScottX November 25, 2006

Kansi

Kansi is such a nice, sweet guy. When you first meet him, he might seem shy, but once he gets to know you, you will see a new side of him. He is hilarious. He likes to make people laugh, and can get a long with virtually anyone. Kansi is such a sweet guy. Kansi also loves to play soccer and is extremely good at it. Girls will fall head-over-heels for him, but he only has eyes for a special one. He doesn't get girlfriends very easily. But when he does get one, she is a lucky person because he will treat her very well.

Did you see Kansi today?
Ya, I wish he would date me!
Too bad he only likes Natalia

by Boy 9871248638 November 15, 2017

Kansas Dust Bowl

When you have a girl shart in your face covering you in dusty shit particles.

Last night I had Sarah over and she gave me the nastiest Kansas Dust Bowl ever. I washed my face for 20 minutes to get it off.

by loafnaround September 7, 2020

Khandalazoopin

An expletive term used to describe a person of high power who is insipient or clueless.

Person 1: have you seen what Dwayne Johnson did recently?

Person 2: I swear that guy is khandalazoopin.

by Khan Men December 13, 2021

Kansas City Cockwhip

The act of spinning your dick in a lasso fashion whilst soft and hitting another person with it. Typically performed while wearing cowboy clothing and it is usually done in erotic porn scenes.

Joseph: Damn I just did the Kansas City Cockwhip on this girl.
Gabriel: Ah yes, very nice.

by BitcoinBaller December 28, 2017