Keyshawn

The worst person on earth
A simp that plays football and that thinks he is better than everyone else. An asshole and can make any girl pregnant and not pay for child support

I hate Keyshawn

by yoursisterisgay October 15, 2021

keyshawn

only known for his huge hair but everyone thinks hes completely fuckable anyways

keyshawn looks like a dog with lice.

by ethihoepian February 23, 2019

Keychain

In the act of threesome with two males and one female. A keychain happens when one male drives his penis in the females vagina, as the other male drives his penis in the females anus all at the same time. In which creates an effect of a keychain.

"Dude we keychained this bitch last night!"

by AccurateDefinitions4578 January 12, 2015

rusty keychain

The act of piercing the ring of someone's asshole and putting a key chain through the hole.

Bro, Jared had to get a rusty keychain because we bet him the Astros would lose, he screamed like a little girl!

by Jukke July 9, 2014

Keysha

A white girl named getto because her moms redneck. Usually sarcastic ,soical ,and loved by all. Savage when drunk and banging hot.

Keysha has epic eye's.

by Armored_Doll December 20, 2016

Keysha

1) When a person destroys your room, belongings, or any other items that are in your possession with little to no reason at all. Most likely done by a parent figure.

Olivia: OMG what happened to your room? It looks totally trashed.

Jade: I just got Keysha'd by my mom this morning.

by Jaded.Days November 20, 2017

the spicy keychain

The act of shitting on ones keys after eating Mexican food

Hey John, you seem my keys? "Ya man, Marcus gave you the spicy keychain."

by Jack the shitter December 15, 2013