Kermit 

To go Kermit is to get very, very drunk off of something that isn't alcohol. This is most commonly done with Lipton tea.

Yesterday I got completely Kermit off some Lipton and re-invented the microchip💀.

Kermit by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK December 2, 2024

Kermit 

Number #15 on the Kansas City Chiefs, current quarterback for the team

Did you see that Kermit threw an interception to a white corner back?

Kermit by 44-22GoBirds February 19, 2025

kermit suicide 

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide

I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...

kermit suicide by nick's child December 31, 2016

kermit sewer slide 

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

kermit sewer slide by Erofen April 20, 2017

Kermit the Frog 

A frog who is a Muppet and is not leaving 75% of his will to Koian because it's not true

Kermit the Frog does not have a will because he is a muppet

Kermit the Frog by Kermit has no money September 15, 2018

Kermit the Frog 

Lovable green frog of the Muppets gang; Is also a pretty sick nasty pirate.

Kermit the Frog: Hello evryone!
Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*

Kermit the Frog by heathiekins October 8, 2008

kermit slip and slide 

commit suicide

"hey you better kermit slip and slide"

kermit slip and slide by fierycatdisk October 15, 2017