kippercrotch

A term used to describe an unwashed and very fishy smelling vagina.
"Kipper" is the name of smoked herrings wish have an extremely potent fishy smell and are eaten for breakfast by some posh idiots in england

"I was gonna eat out sally but she has the worst case of 'kippercrotch' ive ever known".

Damn you gotta kippercrotch

by Iain Withers. June 11, 2006

kipped

Totally and completely messed up - usually applies to technology.

Did you hear that our new computer is already kipped? We'll have to completely wipe it and start from scratch.

by Shotgun Sam March 5, 2008

kipper

1. a fish split from the skin, salted dried and smoked.

2. to split a fish and continue to salt, dry and smoke.

1. Child: May I have some more kippers, mum?

2: Fisherman: We're gonna need to kipper that fish something proper before we serve it to our girls.

by Fishermanz0rz October 1, 2008

Kippenberger

A person with divine skill in everything they do. One who is pure awesomeness.

Wow! Bailey is a natural! He must be none other than a kippenberger!

by TheDreamxxl April 28, 2014

jobs a kipper

a job well done, to be pleased with a job you've just done. Dierived from "jobs a good'un", into "jobs a gudgeon" (which is a type of fish), into "jobs a fish" and finally into "jobs a kipper" (being a particurly smelly fish).

John; "you finished changing that wheel yet?"
Mike; "oh yes, 'jobs a kipper' "

by beetlebodger October 19, 2009

Kipper

The nickname for Miikka Kiprusoff;
The best god damn hockey goalie ever

Kipper saved 46 shot for a shutout tonight

by JayL January 14, 2006

kipper flaps

Big, Stinky, Oily, Sweaty, Fishy Pussy Flaps. Usually found on hobos and other unhygenic women with nips the size of tokyo!

"Get ya Kipper Flaps out for da lads!"

by Clarice big nip March 5, 2008