kaine

adjective-noun; Elusive or feared character.
verb; 'kained' Beaten or outperformed in a particularly embarrasing or violent manner.

Wow, he got kained.

by Valseus February 8, 2003

kaiser

Kaiser is a german title indicating "Emperor"
A female equivalent in contrast is named 'Kaiserin' (Empress)

The Holy Roman Emperors (962–1806) proclaimed themselves Kaiser.

by Climb Razor July 7, 2010

kained

To be stoned.

Smoke enough weed and you'll get kained.

"we went round to Skunk's house last night and got kained"
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"Kained but able, Percecution just because I'm stoned"

by matt ledwitch August 23, 2007

Hayden Kaiser

The sex god of Never Shout Never

Fan 1: CHRISTOPHER DREW IS S0O0O0O0O QT OHEMGEEEE!!!111!!1!1!!!

Fan 2: HOLY FUCK LOOK ITS HAYDEN KAISER! HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. LOOK AT THOSE EYES.

Fan 1: Um who is he?

Fan 2: -_-

by HAYDENISMYLOVER September 29, 2011

kaine has left the chat

when a dramatic person gets offended in a group chat and leaves like a pussy

"you are fat and ugly"

*kaine has left the chat*

by sherloidbaisherloid July 10, 2018

Kaisered

To completely fuck up at an activity or play in a team or solo competition; to let the team down (typically used while playing Clash of Clans mobile app)

Wow, you really kaisered that Attack. That'll probably cost us the war. Way to go, dipshit.

by Turd Biscuits February 8, 2015

kaner

1. repetitive, bland humor

2. being incestous for clout

3. intentional, over exaggerated clumsiness in order to get laughs

4. when laughing at someone and they think you are laughing with them but you are laughing at them

Example: that’s kaner level humor

Example: He’s going to post a kaner tiktok

Example: that person is trying a kaner

Example: we just kanered him

by *Big J* December 14, 2021