Jizzamatism

Blurry vision due to cum getting in the eyes.

I came in that bitches eye and she tried to punch me but she missed. She couldn't see me due to her jizzamatism.

by DrRockso March 18, 2009

Jizzalicious

Something that is so good, it makes you jizz. Usually refers to taste, appearance. Can be used to describe almost anything in the world. However, it is not commonly used to describe sex, as that is physically jizzalicious, and therefore kills the meaning.

Wow! These cupcakes are jizzalicious!

by mahertheadventurer May 1, 2010

Jizzable

describing something or someone who is so appealing, hot and/or awesome that they bring you to the extent of pleasure

Her legs are totally jizzable

That songs beat is jizzable

by fazdawg January 20, 2011

Jizza

Jizza is slang for the realest city in Norway. Jizza is short for Jessheim and is soon to be the capital of Norway.

Yo dawg where u from?

Im straight outta Jizza son.

by Alexrichi August 26, 2008

Jizzaphonics

A collective term for the noises produced upon ejaculating an abundance of jizz or for the profanities produced by a female upon being struck in the eye by said jizz.

My mate must have struck gold last night judging by the jizzaphonics coming from his room!

by Teddy Edwards February 18, 2010

jizzarrhea

What one excretes after having unprotected anal sex.

I had amazing butt sex last night but now I've got a bad case of jizzarrhea and I've been running to the bathroom all day.

by Older and Wiser January 11, 2011

Jizzappear

When a guy sleeps with a girl and then she never hears from him again.

"He wined and dined me and then after I gave it up he jizzappeared into thin air"

"I'm going to jizzappear on Megyn right after prom."

by Cwildfrank February 5, 2014