A song so lit the masses submit to it unconditionally. Individuals of all music tastes have no choice but to adore its fat, wobbling rhythms. To criticise a Kim Jong Tune is a serious cultural heresy.
That fire drops like a nuclear bomb.
That fire drops like a nuclear bomb.
Back in the summer of 2015 I told people I didn’t like “Lean On”. The ensuing social ostracism I endured helped me understand that the song was in fact a Kim Jong Tune.
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
Get the Kim Jong Tune mug.With his trademark bouffant hairdo, designer sunglasses, and tan tracksuit, "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il, is the quinessential mad dictator. Ruling over the impoverished and isolated nation of North Korea, Kim Jong Il has been responsible for the mass starvation, torture, and opression of millions of people. He has also perpetrated an insane personality cult centering around him and his late father Kim Il Sung. The dictator has also taken an interest in nuclear weaponry and acts of state sponsored terrorism.
Kim Jong Il drinks imported cognac and dines on fresh lobster while his people eat grass off the hillsides.
by C May 11, 2004
Get the Kim Jong Il mug.by Mr. Awesome II August 14, 2015
Get the Kim Jong Un mug.A small (5 foot 2 inches) Korean with a very small penis and hairy back. Has a ridiculous balding hairdo which looks like someone threw a wig in a cotton candy machine and glued the mess to his head, smells of old socks and has the fashion sense of a blind autistic child. Also cannot spek Engrish good.
Leader of a cruddy subcountry known as North Korea which houses a few half-assed nuclear weapons and a lot of starving gooks.
Leader of a cruddy subcountry known as North Korea which houses a few half-assed nuclear weapons and a lot of starving gooks.
by Young Reezie January 24, 2008
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Get the Kim Jong Un mug.Fangirl 1: Did you read the new chapter of the Jongkey fanfiction?!
Fangirl 2: Of course! It was so hot!
Fangirl 1: I know, right?!
Fangirl 1 & 2: **KYAHHH!!!**
Fangirl 2: Of course! It was so hot!
Fangirl 1: I know, right?!
Fangirl 1 & 2: **KYAHHH!!!**
by Sei350 August 16, 2011
Get the Jongkey mug.One of the 12 hottest gods from EXO Planet. Stage name is Kai and is the Lead Rapper in EXO-K. Has the ability to teleport. Some people call him "the Dancing Machine" because of his awesome choreography. Has a charismatic face that fangirls, and even fellow member D.O.(Do Kyungsoo) is attracted with.
Girl 1: Who is that EXO-K's Lead Rapper's name?
Girl 2: His name is Kim Jongin a.k.a. Kai. Why do you ask?
Girl 1: I thought he was D.O., because they look alike.
Girl 2: His name is Kim Jongin a.k.a. Kai. Why do you ask?
Girl 1: I thought he was D.O., because they look alike.
by haruka_rin September 18, 2014
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