Is only comparable to a greek god! Zeus to be exact, the king of all Gods. Johnathan's are sweet funny and the best damn friend anyone could have. Women come from all over the world just to be within 100 feet of Johnathan's. Their the manliest of the manly and cannot be takin down by any man. Just their stare alone can make the most beautiful girl aroused, and can also be compared too looking into the fires of hell. Johnathan's are leaders and commanders that will fight with you side by side to death.
girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!
by canada7777777777 February 6, 2010
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everyone thinks she's perfect even though she's not, and tends to be academically excellent.
everyone thinks she's perfect even though she's not, and tends to be academically excellent.
by daughterofmother May 18, 2007
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Get the johnasia mug.1: the worlds most amazing Father and best Friend.
2: the smartest man alive. a literal fountain of knowledge. he makes ehow.com look like it doesn't know anything.
3: strict skills in discipline and life lessons.
(*see example: C)
2: the smartest man alive. a literal fountain of knowledge. he makes ehow.com look like it doesn't know anything.
3: strict skills in discipline and life lessons.
(*see example: C)
A: Having a father like Johnanthonymamrakjr is an honor and a blessing.
B: google knows "what you meant" to say be cause it asked Johnanthonymamrakjr
C: whether you're trying to break a bad habit or you're very ashamed of a stupid thing you did simply follow Johnanthonymamrakjr's Life Advice #138: Find a mirror. Look at your reflection and say to it, "You Asshole!"
B: google knows "what you meant" to say be cause it asked Johnanthonymamrakjr
C: whether you're trying to break a bad habit or you're very ashamed of a stupid thing you did simply follow Johnanthonymamrakjr's Life Advice #138: Find a mirror. Look at your reflection and say to it, "You Asshole!"
by suzyskywalker June 10, 2011
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Dumb b*tch: Who’s your best friend?
Me, an intellectual: Jahnari duh! If ya ain’t wit it, get wit it! Periodt pooh!
Me, an intellectual: Jahnari duh! If ya ain’t wit it, get wit it! Periodt pooh!
by Jahnari July 14, 2019
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Aaron: who owns microsoft again?
Pierre: JOHNADU BAH
Aaron: no, actually, i’m serious
Pierre: I just said, JOHNADU BAH
Aaron: ok
Pierre: JOHNADU BAH
Aaron: no, actually, i’m serious
Pierre: I just said, JOHNADU BAH
Aaron: ok
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To "Pull a Johnmarc", would would be handily winning a competitive sport or game for the majority of the match only to lose at the last moment due to a stupid mistake. This can happen in situations where maybe you've gotten a large lead over your opponent and suddenly decide to stop scoring (or fail to) and give up on the idea of winning. Much like the verb, "to throw", where someone will lose a game after having obtained a sizable lead. This can also be used in a situation where you are fully capable of doing something but utterly fail to succeed.
To "Pull a Johnmarc", would would be handily winning a competitive sport or game for the majority of the match only to lose at the last moment due to a stupid mistake. This can happen in situations where maybe you've gotten a large lead over your opponent and suddenly decide to stop scoring (or fail to) and give up on the idea of winning. Much like the verb, "to throw", where someone will lose a game after having obtained a sizable lead. This can also be used in a situation where you are fully capable of doing something but utterly fail to succeed.
Hey, is Lorenzo winning?
Yeah, but it's been a long time since I heard from him. I bet he'll pull a Johnmarc and lose lololol
Yeah, but it's been a long time since I heard from him. I bet he'll pull a Johnmarc and lose lololol
by MochaCharok November 6, 2013
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