johanima

This type of friend is craziest of the group of friendships. This girl will make your day even ten times better, rather than she real talks you but she’s on the point. You’ll regret if you let go of her. She’s loyal to her bsf. This girl is your backup when you fight somebody, just call her name and she got you. And she’s so funny without even doing anything, but don’t mess with her when she’s not in the mood.

A friend: my boyfriend cheated on-

Johanima: get my mf purse and guns. Let’s go beat this mf!

by niko777 November 23, 2021

erik johansson

Erik Johansson
Potatoe, Awesome, Legendary

Jott.

Always getting girls with his awesome look.
Used when shaking hands "Hi, Erik johansson".

Used by legendary people. The original Erik Johansson called "jottpotatistomatfejs"

Boss- Hi *shakes hands*

Anyone- Hi, Erik Johansson *shakes hands*

You look like Erik Johansson!

Wow thank you!

by The legend 1.0 December 11, 2016

Nova Johansson

A really wonderful person who truly is my best friend and is literally one of the reasons I am alive

Nova Johansson is so beautiful, she looks like a model!

by tyradinmyra May 22, 2021

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson is the most amazing person to ever live also my wife meganromanoff on twitter and natswifah on tiktok Scarlett is my wife

Oh look there is Scarlett Johansson meganromanoff (on twitter)s wife!

by Scarlettswife October 11, 2021

sasha johansen

Sasha Johannsen is the strongest being in the universe, he can fly and stop time and he has very strong speed punching which hurts very bad

help me sasha johansen is hitting me and it totally hurts very bad

by Grøttihunter55 November 22, 2022

scarlett johansson

1. An actress who showed early promise, but just ended up being a typical floozy who pretends to know what she's talking about.

2.to give head to someone over forty in an elevator and get caught.

3. to have a mushroom nose that turns up, and a wide face with sagging eyes and pouty lips.

1. Too bad about Scarlett johansson, I thought she was tight.

2. Did you hear about Sarah? she pulled a total Scarlett Johansson with Mr. Gorski yesterday.

3. I don't like her face, its a total Scarlett Johansson.

by alisvolatpropiis August 11, 2006

scarlett johansson

overated "actress" who thinks she is the next marilyn monroe. A girl with a very average face who only looks good when heavily made up in artist makeup and hair bleached to death. The only beauty this girl really has is a nice large chest. An actress who is mildly pretty.

She is only attractive in the upper torso region. What a shame she's only a scarlett johansson.

by mori10 February 16, 2008