Jotted

To Coom

I jotted everywhere

by The_Jotter December 17, 2023

Jitted

When you shit and jizz at the same time.

"Yo dude, I just jitted on myself because of you!"

by Emb3r_S4n April 22, 2024

Jetterish

Moving too much or having nervous energy. In an environment that it’s unnecessary.

My man why don’t you come have a seat and stop with all that Jetterish shit.

by Tone the Guru July 1, 2024

text-jected

"text rejected"

When you send an extremley serious or meaningfull. text/sext and the person you're texting hasnt responded for over 10 minutes.

usually followed by re-texting the person you sent the text to and saying "yeah, my phone is dying anyways. gtg."
and acting like they were just about to text you back.

guy1: oh FUCK! Big bertha just sent me a sext!

guy2: big bertha? oh shit, what are you gonna do?

guy1: im gonna text-ject her... wait shes texting me again..oh apparently her phone is dying anway.

*****
big bertha: damn, i totally got text-jected!

by damngurldamn55 October 25, 2011

Sad-jected

That feeling you get when Urban Dictionary rejects some of your entries due to them either being against the rules or are inside jokes or are non-celebrity related. And that very same feeling you get when Know Your Meme "Deadpools" memes you create.

Feeling so Sad-jected today.

by MM132 August 22, 2016

Ex-jected

When all of your friends reject you to go hang out with your ex

Shit, how do I tell her we already made plans for Sunday? Just tell her she's been ex-jected.

by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 24, 2019

mini jetter

A derogatory term to describe a middle or less often high schooler who is more than one standard deviation below the mean in height . Usually refers to a male, but can be insultingly applied to a decidedly uncool chick or chick let .

That short shit mini jetter Timmy wants to play hoops w us this Saturday but no way , he doesn’t have the tiniest chance in mini hell to make a maxi fool of himself on the courts w us , what is he like 4’2” or something? He and that thumbelina chick he porks can take their mini balls and go home ..

by Peepcreep February 9, 2024