Space Battle of Jerusalem

(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.

“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”

by TheSmudge January 14, 2018

Jerusalem

An extremely cool town in the middle of the State of Israel, with lots of mountain air to breathe. Apart from the Old city, where all the holy places are, there's the pedestrian zone with all the pubs and bars and judaica stores.

Check out Jerusalem!

by Natsla September 5, 2009

Jeushe Bag

A member of the Jewish faith who exhibits some or all of the characteristics of what is commonly known as a "Douche Bag"

See also: douche douche bag jeushe

"Dude, you're such a Jeushe Bag!"

by BE and KW December 24, 2008

Jesushad

Like a Jihad, except performed by Christians in the name of Jesus.

"Those Christians launched a Jesushad against the abortion clinic and blew it up, killing all the women and unborn children who were inside."

by ChaosRocket May 8, 2009

jerusalem sand slappers

sandles that arabs , and middleastern people wear , deserts + sand = jerusalem sand slappers

could be anyone in flip flops and sandles tooo

get on his jerusalem sand slappers

by stylin101 November 4, 2009

Jershe

A guy that gets mad over nothing

Getting ditched by your friends on a FREAKING VIDEOGAME
Man that guy just jershed

by Hiimfay January 15, 2015

Sweet juices of Jerusalem

A way to acknowledge awesomeness. Like saying "Awesome!" - just better.

Dude 1: Oh my god, last night when I came home from town I had some badass midnight munchies, you know what I did?
Dude 2: No dude, what did you do!?
Dude 1: I went to the fridge.. opened it.. and in it I found two steaks and half a chocolate-cake! Such loot!
Dude 2: Sweet juices of Jerusalem, I must say, that is some badass loot for the serious muncher!

by Dallester November 12, 2009