jerkoppotimus

1. Cross between a jerk and a hippo
2. A fat person who jerks off. Alot.

Timmy is such a jerkoppotimus.

by Billy February 1, 2005

Jerkoff

A douche bag who despite there cockiness and outward appearance is a secret fag and an obvious moron.

That jerkoff only dates slags.

by InYoFaceBitch February 20, 2009

jerkoff

a real jackass, messes with other people for their own amusement

guy 1: hey that guy beat me up for no reason

guy 2: that guy is a jerkoff

by kentaru September 29, 2009

Jerkoff

A guy that makes me a little uneasy.

Hey that jerkoff over there is making me a little uneasy.

by Matt,Nick and C.J March 31, 2008

jerkoffasaur

The term jerkoffasaur comes from combining "jerking off" and "dinosaur". Because dinosaurs are ancient, death and big different meanings apply to the term.

Meaning:
1. Being considered too old to masturbate.
2. Being unable to jerk off, like for example a T-Rex who couldn't masturbate because his arms are simply too short.

3. Dying from too much masturbation or being found with the deceased's hand touching the genital area.
4. Being a big jerk, the size reference can apply to both the size of the subject or the severeness of being a jerk.

1. "He's 40 and still living with his parents doing nothing more than jerking off..." "Don't act so surprised, didn't you know he's a jerkoffasaur?"
2. "He broke both his arms, the poor jerkoffasaur."
3. "He jerked off so many times that he died, what a jerkoffasaur!"
4. "My boss is such a jerkoffasaur that he had me working all weekend long!"

by The Mister With QR April 17, 2015

jerkois

Someone who is called jerk but deep down he is just a regular guy

Simon:Hes a jerk
Dave:Maybe he is a jerkois

by Simon n david November 15, 2016

Jerigomon

One of the sexiest creature alive, who will get in the bath with you and is a huge duck. Loves to party and gets the chicks, and leaves turds around. Always up for a good time and is often the good time. If you get Jerigomon you can not leave him, cause he will leave you. His catchphrase is 'adios motherfuckers'

Side Chick #4: I wanna get in the bath with someone
Side Chick #7: Try Jerigomon

Jerigomon: Hop in ladies

by jerigomonismybae4eva July 8, 2017