Jarand

A nonexistant, made up word, meaningless and briefly used once by George W. Bush.

"We don't want any jarands."

by Swanston December 27, 2006

jarlan

A rare species of animal that is known to roam an area only known as Carytown. Can be seen hunting anything Apple, Segway, or Sidekick related and Steve Jobs. Only one known enemy: books. Can be seen associating with another strange species known as Kelcie Fishnets. Known to be the creator of oddly catchy phrases. Often travel in packs of 17. Black.

Phillip: Tim, check it! It's a Jarlan!

Tim: Is that Steve Jobs in his mouth?

Phillip: Yeah! Let me take a hella trill pic with my Sidekick LX!

Brendon Urie: I smoke weed and have ADHD!

by Kelcie Fishnets June 25, 2008

Ryan Jarman

the guitarist and vocalist for the cribs along with his twin brother and his younger brother.
Is reasonably good looking but talks like a retard
Thinks he created Live 8 by texting bob geldof but we don't care because he's beyond awesome.
Dates Kate Nash but i don't really care;she's a loser and covers men's needs and other awesome songs badly

ryan jarman wrote the incredible song hey scenesters!

by ihaveissues! and amyisaloser! February 2, 2009

javanoid

probobly the most addicting game ever created, it is about a bunch of squares and ur trying to hit them with a ball that bounces off a paddle

I am a j avanoid addict I wake up at 3 A.M. and play it

by Adam February 13, 2005

jarvinia

Female name, she is sweet,smart, weird and attractive. Can be shy at first but when you get to know her she never stops talking. She's an angel and can also be the devil. Her bad side is bad. She makes you feel loved. She makes your life better and brighter.

Jarvinia is someone who can make your life BETTER AND BRIGHTER

by Lily Elizabeth March 27, 2019

Jarmanating

Verb, to Jarmanate. Description of the act of a large, extremely overweight man having a very brief sexual encounter with an attractive, much smaller woman.

"Can you imagine Chris Moyles jarmanating Sarah Cox..?"

by Bloatee July 25, 2012

Javan

Javan is the sexiest most athletic man on earth. He can’t cuff one feezy if she ugly. If she is baaaaaad then he can cuff but is mainly focused on looks. He is very intelligent and will steal ur gurl

Damn, I wish I could be like javan

OR
Damn, javan is so smart and good at sports

by DaddyJJ May 30, 2018