Jackteria

the bio mater spread by not washing ones hands after masterbating, having sex or using the bathroom

My roommate is constantly masterbating and he never washes his hands afterwards. Everything in his room must be covered with Jackteria.

by hamezz February 24, 2011

Jacktarded

Jacked up and retarded

You are jacktarded. That situation is jacktarded.

by Rhoda34 December 25, 2010

Jacktate

to ejaculate from masturbation, jack-off-lactation

"I just jacktated all over the computer screen"

by fivetoedsloth September 27, 2009

Holden jackaroo

The holden jackaroo also known as a isuzu trooper made to put patrols and landcruisers to shame. The jackaroo is a nice mid size 4x4 that patrol owners talk smack about all the time, deep down there jealous that the jilaroo is always there to pull them out once they get stuck.

Far out did that holden jackaroo put me to shame.

by Jackaroo132 January 15, 2018

jacktard

a jackass who is also a retard

That jacktard just cut me off!
WTF!!!

by Jack Mr. Box September 1, 2008

jackmar

A way of calling someone a jackass, without using the same word.

Sasha can be such a jackmar when she rips off your dick and feeds it to a donkey

by OscarTheSunBear December 11, 2013

jacktard

basically one of the greatest words ever. Also used as an extreme yet hilarious insult.

c-dav: humps the wall
drew: dude stfu you jacktard

by drew s January 1, 2005