A sad lonely man that sucks at every game and his friends make fun of him all the time and never find love in his life.
Your a jeckman
by Jeckman11 December 6, 2017
Get the jeckman mug.A comically random, unexplainable, or weird person, place, thing, event, etc. Typically used as an adjective. Can also be used as a one word response to someone. The term jackian is interchangeable with the terms jacklandish, jacklandian, etc. which are all less commonly used.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you see that lady dressed up as a pigeon twerking while 4 rabbits ate scraps of Ugandan cabbage at her feet??
Person 2: Yeah that shit was jackian as fuck.
or
Person 1: You should come with me to get my oil changed and then we can go to the mall.
Person 2: Jackian. I don’t want to do all of that shit man, I’m stoned as hell.
Person 2: Yeah that shit was jackian as fuck.
or
Person 1: You should come with me to get my oil changed and then we can go to the mall.
Person 2: Jackian. I don’t want to do all of that shit man, I’m stoned as hell.
by splifflad April 2, 2022
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(verb) to write, pontificate or act in such a manner that resembles unconscionable, sadomoralistic douchebaggerry of the very highest order.
Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.
In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions – by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.
Mr Marshall’s convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.
Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.
In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions – by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.
Mr Marshall’s convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.
by Bobobobobob987 April 5, 2012
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by J-Dev September 25, 2011
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Yeah sure, he does whatever I tell him to because I got some dirty jackmail on him.
Yeah sure, he does whatever I tell him to because I got some dirty jackmail on him.
by 007hippo September 30, 2009
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by elian November 15, 2004
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