Jackwagon

A slang word describing person who is being a pain in the butt or a goober.

My husband is such a jackwagon.

You jackwagon.

by Bekkiwiththegoodhair February 4, 2020

jackballing

; verb. to get jackballed is to have a jack-in-the-box ball placed unwilling on your cars antenna more than likely the said jack ball was jacked from anothers' vehicle. thus acquired inappropriately

"What'd you do this weekend?"
"I went jackballing!"

"Dad! You totally jackballed me!"

by sup3r dup3r November 8, 2009

Jackbattle

When a group of guys or girls decide to have a masturbation contest. Whoever orgasms first, wins.

Amanda: "Hey girls ! Wanna have a jackbattle?"
Leyla: "Sure ! I'm gonna win this time, I'm wet already!"

ex. 2

"Guys... Is it okay if i take quick one?"
"I'll do it too!"
"Me too!"
"Let's have a jackbattle then!"

by Jackjizzer January 26, 2010

jackage

a package that only consists of a jacket

I just received a jackage from UPS and my jacket doesn't fit like it was described online.

by websturd December 3, 2010

jackballnard

Jack is the kind of guy you need to know he is incredibly sexy and gets louder of thicc sexy girls he is also very good at fortnite(hit him up for free carries)also has very good dating advice

Hey jackballnard can you help with these girls I am trying to get

by Loveyoujack July 22, 2019

Jackrag

1. a person that deserves as little respect or the equivalent amount of respect that a rag that someone masturbates into gets.

2. a rag that someone masturbates into

Man that guy's an idiot, what a jackrag!

I can't hang out right now ,I've got to clean my room of all my Jackrags before my mom gets home!

by Nick worder March 25, 2020

Jackwagon

Refer to solo

Solo is a jackwagon!!!!

by Fuckoff89 February 11, 2021