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Ninja Inflation

Hidden inflation, such as when a restauant serves smaller portions, instead of raising its prices. Since the reamains the same, it's not easily seen by the untrained eye; it's hidden like a Ninja. But the inflation is surely there!
Friend A: "Heyyyy, wait a minute...didn't this dinner entre used to always come with 3 pork chops? I've only been getting 2 now for a while...but at the same price as before..."

Friend B: "Yeah, man...that is called NINJA INFLATION!!!"
by ConManipulation January 24, 2014
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inflation

by FlashlightMemelord July 28, 2016
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wang inflation

when a girl other than your own arouses your interest.

a jealousy issue involving a friends significant other, making your girl seem less valuable.
dude: my girl is fly, but tom's girl gives me a case of wang inflation.
by jimcrist August 16, 2008
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Close Friend Inflation

When one begins to add their friends on facebook to their "close friends" list. Soon, they will begin to receive more notifications than ever before. Close Friend Inflation appears to make someone more popular, when in reality they are just becoming privy to typically useless information.
Man, I thought people were starting to like my facebook but it was just close friend inflation.
by TheRealMrCoincidence September 2, 2012
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isolation faggot

A slur for bodybuilders who workout only on isolation exercises like curls, extensions etc. that are only good for aesthetics and don't build functional strength as opposed to the "big lifts" like squats, rows, and dead-lifts that the champions use.
The underlying premise is that the bodybuilders "pussy out" from doing compound exercises because they're more demanding when compared to isolation exercises.
A: Dude this Vinayak has been working out for about 2 years now, why does he still look like the fag he used to 2 years ago?
B: Don't worry about him dude, he's an isolation faggot. He goes to the gym regularly but only does sissy exercises.
A: Ah! That explains it.
by LordVats June 24, 2017
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Social isolation

Social isolation is a state or near state of loss of social, mental, spiritual and physical contact with the world. It is a spectrum and can occur to varying degrees depending on the individual and society at the time.

It can lead to moodiness, irritability, general feelings of sadness, recurring depressive thoughts, and a distortion of the view of the self and the world.

Social isolation is not necessary or wanted in this world. We can all feel connected through; reaching out to a friend with a text or phone call, inviting friends over for dinner, calling a friend you haven’t talked to in a while, making amends with friends you had beef with but in the greater scope of things it was something that could be patched up, memes, giving friends hugs, petting a dog, cat sitting, watching tv together, having a picnic at a park, eating edibles together, going stargazing, making fun of nazis together, singing a song, taking a drive together, going to the grocery store with friends, running errands with a pet, having friend / family reunions, smiling at a stranger, asking “how are you” to the barista at the coffee shop.
These are all ideas towards defeating social isolation in our world.
by WooWoo ☀️ August 18, 2018
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Ovation inflation

The inappropriate response of applause regardless of the quality of the performance
The undeserved applause and standing ovation given to the singer for her mediocre performance was a prime example of ovation inflation.
by Alex Dumpance March 23, 2010
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