A state of not being in a normal state, whether its a result of drinkin too much, smokin too much, etc. or just being abnormal in ur "normal" state. Typically, it's utilized with a slew of other swear words or misspelled when typed because of an inability to properly spell when one is intoxicated. You may also want to stress the word "ass" when using the term, enunciating it as obnoxiously as you can. Now, one may ask why you need this word when you have the words "drunk", "faded", "hammered", "shitfaced", "inebriated", "hamsauced", "blazed", "stoned", "fucked up", etc. First of all, consider the word "ASSED" a universal term to describe the intoxicated state youre in. Instead of sayin youre drunk n high, you can say youre ASSED. Secondly, if you are in fact ASSED, you are far more intoxicated than the other words indicate. Finally, the term ASSED always has to be spelled in all capital letters to emphasize how it sounds wen it is used and to get the full meaning across.
The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. Once the word was uttered for the first time, it caught on like a hook to a fishs mouth n a whole family of similar words wer created, includin SHASSED, COCKLED, n SHASSCOCKLED. The word spread like an STD to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.
The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. Once the word was uttered for the first time, it caught on like a hook to a fishs mouth n a whole family of similar words wer created, includin SHASSED, COCKLED, n SHASSCOCKLED. The word spread like an STD to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.
-"Hey, are you ASSED?"
"DUDE, I AM SO ASSED"
-"Hey, how ASSED are you??"
"DUDE, I'm more ASSED than a shitbitch off the cock of her tits dicking the fuck of the shitter"
-"Im tryna get ASSED tonight so I can get some ASS and fuck the assdick of the cockfuck in the bitchtitcunt"
-"Shit is FUCKED right now. IM ASSED"
-"Shitfuck bitchshit asscock nutdick dicked in the nip." <- Something someone might say if they were ASSED
"DUDE, I AM SO ASSED"
-"Hey, how ASSED are you??"
"DUDE, I'm more ASSED than a shitbitch off the cock of her tits dicking the fuck of the shitter"
-"Im tryna get ASSED tonight so I can get some ASS and fuck the assdick of the cockfuck in the bitchtitcunt"
-"Shit is FUCKED right now. IM ASSED"
-"Shitfuck bitchshit asscock nutdick dicked in the nip." <- Something someone might say if they were ASSED
by SASsed January 17, 2010
ASS, which can be known as Side Side Angle in Geometry.
It's only used when you want to be the class clown in math class.
It's only used when you want to be the class clown in math class.
Teacher: Alright class, here we have SSS, SAS, ASA, and AAS.
Student: What about ASS?
Class: *Laughing*
Teacher: I need a raise.
Student: What about ASS?
Class: *Laughing*
Teacher: I need a raise.
by Cosix101 March 25, 2021
Used to describe a foul flavor or smell, though not directly comparing the offending taste/odor to ass itself, thus creating a "catch-all" category of troublesome sensory inputs.
by Thousand June 08, 2004
by Jakoplasma March 28, 2018
These gentrifiers think their political shenanigans are slick but we on that ass.
They thought that fighter was going to lose the fight but he was on that ass the whole fight and won.
They thought that fighter was going to lose the fight but he was on that ass the whole fight and won.
by real_ogbravo November 30, 2018
An Agent of Secret Stuff(ASS). The existance of ASSes was unknown until they were revealed in youtube celeberty Nigahiga's short-film - "Agents of Secret Stuff".
Guy 1: Ryan's an ASS.
Guy 2: Dude, that's mean!
Guy 1: No, I meant that he's an ASS for the government!
Guy 2: Dude, that's mean!
Guy 1: No, I meant that he's an ASS for the government!
by DrPepper47 June 16, 2011
1. Four legged mammal similar in appearance to a horse, albeit a particularly straggly, smelly horse. The donkey belongs to this particular segment of equestrians.
2. The buttocks/anus.
3. A woman/man of particular aesthetic quality.
4. A fool. In this context, usually prefixed with 'dumb'.
5. Used as a suffix for any number of adjectives, usually by children. See below for examples.
2. The buttocks/anus.
3. A woman/man of particular aesthetic quality.
4. A fool. In this context, usually prefixed with 'dumb'.
5. Used as a suffix for any number of adjectives, usually by children. See below for examples.
1. "I will buy this ass for seven groats, no more!"
2. "My ass is killing me. I'm never eating Chicken Phaal again."
3. "Shheeeaaat! Check out that fine piece 'o' ass! (whistle)"
4. "You dumbass! Get the cat out of there, I need to do a number two!"
5. Lame-ass, Dumb-ass, Stoopid-ass(sic), Fruity-ass, Vacuous-ass, Interminable-ass, Destabilisable-ass.
2. "My ass is killing me. I'm never eating Chicken Phaal again."
3. "Shheeeaaat! Check out that fine piece 'o' ass! (whistle)"
4. "You dumbass! Get the cat out of there, I need to do a number two!"
5. Lame-ass, Dumb-ass, Stoopid-ass(sic), Fruity-ass, Vacuous-ass, Interminable-ass, Destabilisable-ass.
by Coaldrone January 24, 2004