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turd inspector

Accidently swallowing something valuable so you have to wait till poo time to go looking for it.
My girlfriend likes to suck her fingers when we have sex. She plays with herself so her juices are all over her fingers but the other day she swallowed her ring and guess who had to be the turd inspector ?!
by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011
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parking inspector

The most pathetic type of person existing on the planet.
I want to be a parking inspector when i grow up so I can be a shit bloke.
by The Ant October 31, 2006
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insect

A really small animal that is an invertebrate. Some insects are pests. Others can be helpful. For example, bees make useful products like honey and wax.
There are insects in my house.
by David March 7, 2004
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Inspecting the bunker

A euphemism of 21st-century origin for seeking privacy urgently because one has wet or shat one's pants.
Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany informed the reporters that President Donald J. Trump would be unable to take questions because he was inspecting the bunker.
by peter_pontus! June 11, 2020
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insectatarian

A type of vegetarian that eats insects like the pescatarians which is a type of vegetarian that eats fish.
Insectatarians eat a wide variety of different ant species along with eating plants and drinking dairy.
by superbipolar420 September 13, 2016
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Inspector ratchet

Inspector ratchet is the guy who fucks all the ratchets around. If there ratchet you can be certain he has tapped that ass.
Damn Mikey your basically like a inspector ratchet I mean you been with every ratchet from here to Mississippi
by WeBee Is the handle October 11, 2020
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hamper inspector

One, usually a male, who feels the need to inspect the laundry hampers of female friends, relatives, are even stangers.
man if i ever get a chance I am so going to be her hamper inspector
by The Duck Man April 13, 2008
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