IKEA SYNDROME

When you realise life is like a Product from IKEA, your given instructions from the start but still have no friggen idea what your doing at the end of it all...

Girl: So why arent u doing anything?
Guy: I have IKEA syndrome and im shit at understanding instructions,sooooo if your not going to pick up an allan key and help me build this thing please go away and make me a sandwich.

Girl: I just want you to get out of bed, Do you need an allan key for that?

Guy:Argghhh

by iamcorey May 20, 2010

IKEA

A large furniture store that sells affordable Swedish crap.

John: One of the legs from that table I bought at IKEA broke today.
Juan: Meh, it cost only $15, and you got a year out of it.

by Jrayk December 11, 2008

ikea bitch

A girl that doesn't have her shit put together. Can't hold a job, pay bills or other basic grown up shit. Dirty ass car, apartment and usually on something.

That Ikea bitch is in such disarray she got evicted and her car was repossessed again.

by UpOnMySack May 11, 2018

ikeanize

to remodel with ikea products

My house is ikeanized.

by cyrisneo1 October 25, 2009

Ikea Yoga

The yogic qualities brought out when constructing Ikea furniture

"I spent 3 hours doing Ikea Yoga today. My chakras are engerized and I have 3 new bookcases."

by UnderTheViaduct July 9, 2012

IKEA that bitch

When you want to have a whole furniture store of "one night stands" with a gentleman or lady friend.

I don't just want to have a one night stand with Jim, I want to IKEA that bitch.

by cozytime April 20, 2016

Icebag

The kind of person that doesn't refrigerate their drinks and never had any ice to spare but you know they're cold as fuck in their heart.

I had to drink warm Dr. Pepper when I went over to Garrett's house last night. Guy is a total icebag.

by NotDarren June 20, 2016