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The iditarod

When multiple men decide to compete for the most reputable of trophies, they suit up and anally mount their respective women, which serve the same purpose as dogs in the real iditarod. It is essential that the feet of the contenders never touch the ground and that they stay on their woman at all times.

At this point, a long hallway lined with willing males is formed. These men then begin masturbating furiously, ejaculating far into the air and creating the illusion of snow along with the unsure footing real snow provides. A
race is held from one end of the hallway to the other through a 'snowstorm' of epic proportions. The victor is crowned with the ejaculate of his opponents.
"Munch munch!!...I mean...mush!!" - said the Iditarod competitor.
by physicsisphun February 24, 2008
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idit

you are such an idit!
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iditoth

a word used to discribe a person of lower intelct. See group x
you have a stupid friend! iditoth
by Shlinquat August 25, 2004
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iditarodding

Doggie-style sex where the dude uses a girl's pigtails like sled dog reigns. Yelling "mush" may or may not help the mood.
I got caught iditarodding my girlfriend, and my friends called her white fang for a year.
by Nathan Jackson November 12, 2007
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idiomatopoeia

Various grunts, groans, growls, bawls, squeaks, squawks, hisses, purrs, boops, whoops, whizzes, whams, bams, pops, peeps, howls, churtles, chortles, gurgles, babbles, buzzes, and other verbalizations apparently reproducing a sound quality of a referenced thing and appearing to comprise meaningful articulations, but which, in reality, are merely the mindless noises of a complete idiot.
"No class," expressed the 7th grade teacher, Ms. Buzby, when Jeremy makes the "raspberry" sound, it's not a rude example of onomatopoeia, it's straight up idiomatopoeia.
by texlex61 January 30, 2009
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Idiom

A term used by people who are tired of calling n00bs "idiots".
The individual calls a n00b an "idiom" so that they'll get even more confused and react in a more n00bish way. It will confuse them until the n00b actually looks up the word in a dictionary to find the definition. Otherwise, they'll think idiom is another word for idiot.
n00b - "FucK ALl YoU BItCHaSs WanKsTaZ"

John - "stfu you idiom"

n00b - "iDiom? FuCK YOu, YouR AN iDioT"

John - " *Shakes head* "
by Johnny k3WL March 8, 2008
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idiom

idiom means idiot.
when someone is being mean to you just call them a idiom and they will not know what you mean.
by PMC0502 April 21, 2010
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