Sticky-Icky Mud Butt

Sticky to moderately wet feelings about the anus within a four-inch radius; directly related to doubts concerning whether a person has maybe shit their pants a little bit or has some kind of "butt leak". Those affected often experience symptoms including: anxiety, confusion, apprehension, inhibition, sudden loss of social-confidence, uncertainty towards whether their pants contain a "sticky-icky" mud-like substance. Victims often can be reassured by going to the bathroom and administering a "wipe-check". This courtesy-wipe can go one of two ways: 1) the toilet paper is unsoiled indicating a clean (yet sweaty) anus, or 2) the toilet paper is stained with a wet, sticky, muddish feces that must be removed if the victim is to return to their natural, unafflicted state.

After consuming his morning cup of hot coffee Greott walked to class only to discover he suddenly had Sticky-Icky Mud Butt. He knew that Sticky-Icky Mud Butt could be social suicide if recognized by his peers and that he may be in danger of being labeled "the smelly kid" or a person that "shits his pants". Having experienced this form of ostrification before he quickly went to the bathroom, hung his backpack on the back of the door, pulled down his pants and proceeded to wipe his butt-crack from the bottom up, observing the toilet paper for signs of sticky-icky mud. Thankfully the toilet paper was "clean" indicating moist feelings caused by heavy perspiration about the anus not a form of butt leak. "Probably caused by the hot coffee" he giggled to himself, and went back to class with the buoyancy back in his step.

by Party Crashers October 11, 2009

Mike-and-Ikey

(Adj.) The gastronomic compensation of continuous stimulation of the "old factory". In terms of "Mike-and-Ikey" It is the successive contrast (or fatigue) of sweet, salt, sour, bitter, and umami, with the physical adaptation of chewing the gummie candy.

"I turn around and see that Edward is eating a bag of Mike-and-Ikes."

"How are thoes Mike and Ikes treating ya'?"

"Their Mike-and-Ikey"

by TheJerseyGiggleBunny September 8, 2009

Icey Hot Suprise

Icey Hot Suprise is when you replace the lubricant on a condom with icey hot with out telling the girl you are about to screw. She will be very suprised when she gets a burning sensation during sex.

Ted-I gave linda the icey hot suprise last night, and she wasnt happy with the burning sensation.

by Mike kunt 333 September 6, 2010

icky puss

a vagina that has not been cleaned in over 2 years

"dont ever go out with rosemary, shes an icky puss"

by Bud June 21, 2003

David Icke

A British author who is commonly know for exposing the reptilian bloodline that rules the world. To most of mainstream society he is known as a nut, loon, or just a conman. However, when you get to know his works you realize his theories are more documented, relevant, logical, and resourceful that what is commonly accepted as the truth.

Truther: David Icke is actually making alot of sense

Sheep: David Icke??!?!? I saw him on penn and teller he is totally mentally ill!

by Tim530 June 30, 2007

icey carl

The act of shitting into a condem (preferably wet diarehea), then freezing it in preparation for inserting into oneself or another.

Hey dude, I totally put this icey carl into this chick last night.

by brian poutlaw March 6, 2008

icky vicky

1.) Any woman who performs oral sex and anal sex at the same time, usually allowing the guy to put his penis in her mouth after he has had in the anus.

2.) The art of performing oral and anal sex at the same time. Also known as "Ass-to-Mouth" in some cultures.

3.) What Meg Griffin will be famous for in her collegiate years.

1.) "Damn, Joey, I didn't know your sister was an Icky Vicky."

2.)"I was going to do her until I found out she likes to do the Icky Vicky."

3.)"I'll even do a Icky Vicky for you, if it means I'll pass your Psych class,professor."- Meg

by Dr. Freeze December 26, 2008