Ikea

A magical place with cheep food, dragons, unicorns, and amazingly comfortable furniture.

Guy 1: Dude wanna go to Ikea?
Guy 2: Yeah bro! That place is the shit!

by zoecandeffine September 25, 2011

Ikea bomb

For when someone buys too many things from ikea and turns their house into a display suite.

I just went over to jerry's and he has ikea bombed the hell out of his place

by JudgeT101 February 12, 2009

Ikeans

Ikeans are people who live in Ikea

ONE: hey who is that??
TWO: oh, just another one of thoose ikeans.
ONE: i wonder if he speaks sweedis since he lives in Ikea

by Roxy78 March 16, 2009

Ikea

Something that looks really nice from a distance, but when you get closer, you realize it's actually very cheap.

"That chick looks hot from here, but trust me, she's totally ikea!"

by frankmace August 11, 2005

Ikea lovenest

n. The result of incorporating Ikea furniture and other merchandise to form a cozy atmosphere.

A metaphor for a serious commitment/relationship developed from or within such an environment as described above.

"I went shopping at Ikea yesterday to buy more stuff for my Ikea lovenest."

"I just like taking it slow. At this point of time i don't want any serious commitment, I don't want to be your only true friend who you spend all your time with, and I don't want to build a cozy ikea lovenest."
--commitment-phobic boyfriend

by lingus among June 2, 2006

Ikea Thumb

i) Describing a natural talent for assembling Ikea furniture.
ii) The blister and callus' arising on the thumb following the assembly of Ikea furniture, due to the motion required to turn the alan keys.

George is taking it easy, he got a bad case of Ikea Thumb today after assembling all those Billy shelves.

by Simmetra June 7, 2010

ikea furniture

The act two penis owners may carry out that consists of a double ended sounding rod being inserted into both aforementioned penises, connecting the two penises together like a wooden peg might connect ikea furniture

"So me and Carl got home last night and got to assembling some ikea furniture"

"That shit is so hard to put together, right?!?"

"Nah, we had lube. Slid right in and felt great!"

"....what?"

by Rudy Spagootie July 10, 2018