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Hypothetical

😑... Lucky guess bitch
Hym "It's not a hypothetical though. I am a Tyrannosaurus rex that turned into a man. Did you see the fossils? The transformation fossilized my bones."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2024
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Hypothetically Speaking

When someone is trying to shoot their shot but there chopped
Joel: Hypothetically Speaking , if I asked you on a date, what would you say?
by cheekymonky February 19, 2026
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Hyperthetical

(Hi-pur-th-eh-tee-cal)
The dishonest practice of creating a hypothetical situation so extreme, that any honest answer to it would make the defending party seem utterly morally dubious to force a dishonest concession rather than any actual logical consensus on the topic.
"If god told you to kill a baby would you do it? Because in the old testament in the book of Samuel; he did!!"
"That's a "Hyperthetical" God wouldn't make us do that in a post new covenant world!"
by Robert_Jenkin July 24, 2025
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Raw Hypothetical

1. Raw Hypothetical is a phrase used to describe an ideal hypothetical situation or even more simply, raw data.

2. It may also be used to describe something as awesome
Use 1:
A: If you were the president, that would be awesome
B: That is a raw hypothetical

Use 2:
A:That girl is hot...the thing I'd do to her!
B: Raw hypothetical!
by RawHypo April 12, 2010
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Masturbatoric Hypoesthesia

A condition acquired when you masturbate until some part of your body goes numb, usually either your fingers or genitals.
Mr. Sanchez, do you masyturbate excessively, because your numbness is due to a condition called masturbatoric hypoesthesia .
by anonymous April 6, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025
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