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hedgerow grumble

British schoolboy term for a stash of porn found under a hedgerow. It is an ancient custom in Britain that once a jazz mag has come to the end of its life, the owner shall place it under a hedgerow so that it may be adopted by a new one.
Timmy: "Whacko Roger! Hit the blimmin' jackpot last night!"
Roger: "Oh do tell!"
Timmy: "Yes, found some cracking hedgerow grumble down Dale Lane!"
Roger: "Cripes! Better make sure your housekeeper doesn’t find it or there'll be no sherbet fountains for you, ho ho!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 9, 2005
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sunrisers hyderabad

Winners of IPL 2016 🏆
Work : Finding Young Talent
No injuries can stop us
Lead by Warner and Kane
Sunrisers Hyderabad is Underrated
by SrhFan January 15, 2021
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Hedgecore

Dude... Johnny made a hedgecore faceplant into that hedge and now he's in the hospital!
by Art May 17, 2003
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Tyler the Hedgehog

A magnificent beast that roams southern Ontario, serving as a heroic lifeguard. Tyler the Hedgehog protects North America from infidels, particularly terrorists, neckbeards, Eminem, Nostalgia Critic, and Cheeto Rats. Using his long, thick, exposed hero-shaft, Tyler the Hedgehog bravely fends of terrible criminals and Greeks trying to invade the continent. Tyler the Hedgehog is a true American hero. He is related to Shrek.
Look! It's Tyler the Hedgehog cumming to save the day!
by rudeboyty May 20, 2015
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hedge porn

The literary exchange mechanism by which pre-internet British children exchanged porn. Mags were placed in known hedges, to be taken or swapped as desired by other males.
How did you find this copy of Razzle? Under your dad's bed?
No, it's hedge porn, I found it in a lay-by.
by QuarticStrumming September 21, 2015
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hedge fund

(FINANCE) a limited liability partnership (LLP), originally limited to 99 partners, and organized to trade securities under specialized guidelines. The first hedge funds were organized to be a counterparty to the riskiest forms of derivative transactions: writing exotic options or swaps in which the buyer transferred most risks (and potential gains) to the hedge fund, but then offsetting the risk with different derivatives.

The first hedge funds benefited (or thought they benefited) from the Black-Scholes formula used to calculate the value of options; supposedly a hedge fund manager could design an immensely complex portfolio consisting mainly of explosively volatile instruments , whose pieces were supposed to absorb each other's risk.

Hedge funds mainly avoided the consequences of the financial meltdown they helped create, racking up gains through the '00's that far exceeded the rest of the stock market.
The hedge fund used to play a major role in absorbing and structuring the risks associated with hedging risks associated with large portfolios, but they now are sophisticated gambling enterprises.

Hedge funds supply market liquidity for the most exotic of instruments.
by Abu Yahya September 2, 2010
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Ambassadors Hedge

Immaculately trimmed minge - pencil thin but clearly visible.
Porn stars love an Ambassadors Hedge as do BBC newsreaders and Ambassadors wives.
by waz funnell June 10, 2010
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