Haumph

Consuming large amounts of food.

'I must haumph everything!' I can't stop, won't stop," Cheon said. "Even when I go on vacations I plan everything around what I'm eating. That's how much I love food."

by AWDett February 21, 2019

Humphrey Bogart cheeseburger

A fat cheeseburger who is obsessed with having plastic surgery to look like Bogart. He thinks he is quirky for wearing 3 masks on top of each other. He also hates Elvis because Bogart rivals the gigachad.

Look at that ugly man, he is Humphrey Bogart cheeseburger.

by MichellePeck June 22, 2021

Humphrey Loduha

A well-renown- war general from the eighth century who was the bedrock of the Loduhan dynasty, which originates from the Loduhan Culture. He started traditions that include bow hunt or die bumper sticker on vehicles. In 832, he built the Loduhan chateau, which is located near a bunch of liberals, and a hippie coffee shop. A common stopping place for the Loduhas after mass in the 500 year old church Jesus built. Humphrey was vehemently against building bus stops due to the rapid urbanization of the city. He was the igniter for the strongest dynasties in the world.

So class what did Humphrey Loduha
(Kid raises hand)
Kid says, Chateau
Teacher says no, the absolute worst, half sheet of paper!
Teachers asks questions, where did the Loduhan Clan of the 9th century originate?
Who led the clan?
Dumb kid says for first one Canada, teacher says you guys suck
Other kid says Barack Obama
Teacher says no,
then the smart kid says Humphrey Loduha,
Teacher bends down and anoints and kisses forehead of smart kid.

by thefarm May 16, 2022

rusty humphrey

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman that has recently defecated and did not wipe.

Dude she made me give her a rusty humphrey when she found out I had sex with her sister.

by ballsmcgee2010 January 4, 2010

Punched Humphrey

When a male and female are having sexual intercourse, and the penis slips out of the vagina and penetrates her asshole, the male's Punched Humphrey (Humphrey is a term for shit).

I was having sex last night and accidentally Punched Humphrey! Needless to say, she was feeling pretty sorry for herself.

by lagr31 July 3, 2022

HUMPHREY'D

To get fall on your face drunk

Getting so hammered that you fall over and don’t have the capacity to put your hands down to save yourself thus mashing your face!

"I went out on the lash last night and got humphrey'd"

by KATYPOPS December 7, 2006

cum humphrey

The gargling of jizz immediately following a blowjob over the blowee's dick in a bubbly, spitty manner accompanied by a forceful neigh. (Picture a blower with a mouthful of dick and freshly erupted jizz imitating precisely the sound of an excited horse.)

Dude, my girl cum humphreyed me so loud last night that the neighbors phoned local authorities. I had jizz spattered all over my Tommy Hilfigers.

by P. Sniffer May 8, 2008