Punched Humphrey

When a male and female are having sexual intercourse, and the penis slips out of the vagina and penetrates her asshole, the male's Punched Humphrey (Humphrey is a term for shit).
I was having sex last night and accidentally Punched Humphrey! Needless to say, she was feeling pretty sorry for herself.
by lagr31 July 03, 2022
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Humphrey

Bob: I almost split the shitter this morning. The Humphrey I did was almost as big as the bear.
Jim: Had a little too much Sultana Bran for breakfast, then?
by lagr31 July 03, 2022
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