Definitions by lagr31

Humphrey 

A slang term for a shit.

Bob: I almost split the shitter this morning. The Humphrey I did was almost as big as the bear.
Jim: Had a little too much Sultana Bran for breakfast, then?

Humphrey by lagr31 July 3, 2022

Punched Humphrey 

When a male and female are having sexual intercourse, and the penis slips out of the vagina and penetrates her asshole, the male's Punched Humphrey (Humphrey is a term for shit).

I was having sex last night and accidentally Punched Humphrey! Needless to say, she was feeling pretty sorry for herself.

Punched Humphrey by lagr31 July 3, 2022