Christopher Penaldus the 3rd

There once lived an explorer, penalties he loved to find, if you didn’t give him his penalties he would conquer and steal it. He was known to be a poor Explorer because of his lack of Skill on the pitch. Christopher Penaldus the 3rd was famous for winning the euros without doing anything And only scoring hatricks against small teams like Norwich, and Al wehda. But the most famous thing he was famous for was Conquering Small countries like Iceland, Luxembourg, and Liechtenstein and only coming out in friendliest. Be careful as Christopher Penaldus the 3rd may conquer your penalties and score hatricks against small teams and small countries.

Christopher penaldus the 3rd: a poor explorer who only performs well if he gets penalties or plays against small countries.

by its ya boy karim July 12, 2023

Christopher

The nicest guy in the world. He slowly keeps into your heart and warms your soul with the gentlest of ease until you feel like you never want to let go. He catches you by surprise with kisses in elevators and nights with the soundest of sleep. When trying to leave the bed he can pull you back with just the simplest of glances... yes, he is a keeper.

A Christopher is Lance Armstrong, Peter Vanderkaay and Steve Prefontaine all rolled up into one.... just YES!!

by head over heals November 9, 2010

Christopher

Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Christophers love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding.

I love my Christopher, forever and always.
That soldier, he keeps me sane.
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Take a deeper look at your Christopher before you let go, he might be the best thing that will ever happen to you.

by Cece Leighann January 20, 2009

Christopher

Christopher name meaning bearer of christ. Christophers are usually handsome, caring, generous, and funny guys. They are very loving and compassionate. They will sit there and hold you till the sun comes up. They will make you soup when your sick and stand by your side when your going through a tough time. They aren't afraid to beat anyone up that hurts a loved one or friend. They are very marture. They love fast cars and motorcycles. They hate taking many pictures and hate to smile. They aren't looking just to have a fling, they want to fall in love. They make many girls fall in love with them, just by the thoughtful words they say. They aren't really into Valentines Day, only because they show their love for someone all year long. They love to be adventerous and daring. They can help anyone in any situation and give some of the best advice. They also make good looking babies. They are just the best type of guys to fall in love with.

I just got some of the best advice ever.
You must of got it from a CHRISTOPHER.

by 081508 February 14, 2010

Christopher Lee

A real-life bad ass who hunted Nazis after World War II. Also, a very good actor and all-around nice guy (unless you're a Nazi.)

Dude1: "Christopher Lee was the shit."
Dude2: "Who the hell is Christopher Lee?"

Dude1: "You know, the guy that played Count Dooku and Saruman. He's been acting like forever."
Dude2: "Yeah, he was pretty cool I guess... just an actor and an old dude."

Dude1: "Bullshit. He hunted fuckin' Nazis after World War II as part of some secret British operation. He was a war veteran and a bonafide bad ass."
Dude2: "Damn! He truly *was* the shit. I bet when he was 90 years old he still kicked the shit out of people that deserved it. He's was like a white 'Shaft'!"

Dude1: "You're damn right. He was one bad motherfucker."

by Coosey Junt May 14, 2016

Christopher

Christopher means bearer of Christ. They are gorgeous men who were obviously gifts from some higher power. A Christopher will make you smile by sending you cute little texts when he knows you're asleep. He'll appreciate all the little things you do to try to make his day. He'll text you until the sun comes up even if it means sacrificing a full night's rest before a long day. He'll talk you to sleep even when he knows he's not supposed to be on the phone. Once you hold the heart of a Christopher, you'll be transferred into the dream princess story you grew up hearing about. He is Prince Charming. He will go out of his way just to make sure he tells you that you're beautiful at least once a day. Keeping a smile on your face everyday you have with him becomes his permanent goal. You can't help but fall in love with a Christopher.

I absolutely love my Christopher <3

by Evalyn Gabriella July 23, 2012

Christopher

A Christopher is just an amazing person. He is kind, nice, sweet, sensitive, and so much more than can be our into words. If you are able to date a Christopher, you are one lucky gal and should never let him go. A Christopher is always happy, even if he's not on the inside. He won't bother anyone with his feelings because he cares so much for others. He had a great smile, and is an amazing kisser. A Christopher can talk to you for hours and hours and never get sick of talking to you. If you are ever sad, A Christopher will make you laugh with some dorky jokes and he will always make you smile, no matter what's going on. Like I said, a Christopher is an amazing person and if you think otherwise... I'm sorry, you're an idiot

I love Christopher

by cupcakesocks December 1, 2014