There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020

hoffing

the act of being fly.

you look hoffing in that shirt.

by ladybugg1 November 4, 2009

Eggle-Hoffing Moo Cha-Cha

An expression that supposedly means “an egg sucking cow that dances”. A comical way of insulting someone usually without any real ill intent.

Mary plays a practical joke on Sue. Sue fell for it and now she's feeling embarrassed

Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!

Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Hoofing

verb: The act of sexual relations so vile is cannot be described by any specific noun, or group of nouns. It is generally used in conjunction with rape, though is not limited to recreation. Usually a horse is involved but could also refer to animals of any species or a less than desireable woman or man.

Example 1: I was in at the Police station last night, and while I was sleeping in my cell and a large burly man proceeded to hoof me.

Example 2: My child is a product of hoofing,

by Lutheran Hoofer February 6, 2012

Howling Homophobe Homie

A howling homophobe homie is a straight boy usually in 6th to 8th grade who likes to make homophobic comments on things for no reason. They're loud and basically all sound the same. None of their coments are new or creative. Usually just "that's so gay", or "you (f word)" They are unable of saying hese things without yelling or saying them VERY loudly.

They also probably don't know that they're being homophobic, but there's no reasoning with them so just ignore them.
They're very annoying and if you may have an encounter with one or you're in a classroom with one (one or more since they travel in packs) I wish you the best of luck and the most of patience, as you will need it.

Normal human: "Ugh the howling homophobe homies are at it again.."
HowlingHomophobeHomie: "THAT'S SO F*CKING GAY BRO YOU (F word)"

by Fluffy_Lion September 10, 2021

hoffing

To get ones bare butt cheaks autographed by David Hasselhoff.

I collect autographs but i mostly prefer to go hoffing

by dhbanana October 3, 2006

Hoffing

A breath of air passed from one person to another as a result of not using social distancing. Passing air is usually warm in temperature and often expelled from the mouth with a gentle hoff sound.

As John woke from his sleep he felt the uncomfortably warm breath of Jane “hoffing” directly into his face.

by Iknoyamum August 28, 2020