Skip to main content

Household Chores

My mom turned off Fortnite because she said for me to do my Household Chores
by reesha2282 April 16, 2019
mugGet the Household Chores mug.

Housework

Busy work you do around the house.

Cleaning the house before a party or just to keep your place clean.

Laundry,Dishes, Dusting, Vacuuming,Sweeping,and Mopping.
Laundry, Dishes and Dusting are all forms of housework.
by Kittensmeow March 31, 2008
mugGet the Housework mug.

Housewife Vagina

a person. me. but it can also be used to refer to a chick that can cook like nobody's buisness and likes or has thought about pursuing the pussy.

most housewife vagina's have had bad experiences with men, therefore attracted to angelina jolie types and cook to relieve stress.

housewife vagina's also make great loving mothers but are a bit unconventional about it.

i coined that shit though.
because its me nigga.
"why do they call you housewife vagina?"

"because i can make bomb ass brownies."

"what about the vagina part?"

"hey man don't go askin questions just cuz i don't eat the meat."

"so why do you want your baby to have a blue mohawk? and why would you want to paint the white picket fence black?"

"because i'm housewife vagina niggabitch."
by Housewife Vagina February 6, 2010
mugGet the Housewife Vagina mug.

Housewife

What a woman becomes AFTER she realises that there are things more important in life than HERSELF. She is able to realise that by emasculating her husband she is doing more harm than good and that by supporting her husband and children and taking care of the homefront she can contribute to the welfare of her family and society by ensuring that her children don't become 'latch key' kids. A housewife is a woman who is not content to allow someone else to raise her family.
ME! Ive had a career, i am still studying and futhering my education and i help my husband run a successful business from home, i cook, i clean and i look after my son and husband. All while waiting for a transplant, so don't you dare tell me i'm lazy becuase i'm a housewife
by content housewife March 29, 2009
mugGet the Housewife mug.

Household High

When someone is so desperate for a high they will try anything in their house.
Man i had the worst household high last night. i tried to smoke a tampon...
by 232323Anonymous232323 May 30, 2009
mugGet the Household High mug.

holistic housewife

Women that would really like to be feminist/hippie/environmental but they can't quite make it. They’re most likely too old, or almost republican. They usually drive their minivans the short distance to pick up healthful organic food for their husbands and children and sometimes take belly dance classes, but they will never dance it an actual show because that’s "scandalous"
anyone with a husband/kids whos a stay at home mom and buys organic food

"jeeze I wish my holistic housewife mom could walk to the store instead of driving and killing the planet"
by THE Katja February 13, 2007
mugGet the holistic housewife mug.

householder

A fat-Cock swinging man of German decent. Typically bottoms out trailer park ho's.
John Holmes Really Gave the householder to that girl in the movie.
by GaiaEnviro December 14, 2014
mugGet the householder mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email