The hooded man technique

See "the masturbating ninja" technique for reference.

Always use the hooded man technique to avoid a shirt full of spunk, and judgemental stares from your mother while she does your laundry.

by dirk digglett March 31, 2015

Van Horned

When one says something depressing that brings the whole crowd down. Usually, a crowd is laughing and having fun, then the individual makes a sad or self depreciating comment that leaves everyone speechless or nervously laughing, while keeping a straight face.

"Man, that was a hilarious joke!"
"Almost as hilarious as my pending divorce."
*frozen smiles and awkward chuckles
"Dude, you just Van Horned us so hard."

by TheMightyThor47 July 21, 2017

mighty horned

A state of being in which someone is absolutely bricked up but it is ferocious and timid. It’s so solid to the point of zero control and it cannot be adjusted to hide it. It just be and there is only one thing you can say when everyone in your family and workplace and public place sees it.

Trish: oh…my….fucking…fucks…….what the actual hell my dude!

Terry towels jr.: I’m mighty horned

Trish (and everyone else present in unison): Ohhhh word! He is simply mighty horned and there’s nothing that can be done!

Bobby slacks: ITS MARCH MADNESS!! Zooooooops and slooooops ñëyuoirnes!

by Bro Jake March 22, 2023

hooked on phonics

eh gratte prograyme thaat hellepede mei gette tou sekknd grayde verri eezilie. momiei aynd dadddiei r verri prowde ove mei beiycuz iey haav immprooved ay lotte!

houkkd oun fonnikz wourkd fuore mei!

by houkkd oun fonnikz iz funn! October 5, 2003

Hooked up

Nobody knows exactly, can be anything from holding hands to having anal sex. Pretty sure it drives most normal people insane

Bro: yo did you hear, hoe from our school hooked up jock?
Me: No. What did they do?
Bro: They hooked up
Me: Okay but bro, like, what the FUCK DID THEY DO?
Bro: How the hell should i know, i just heard they hooked up! fuck

(and now i searched for what it means on UrbanDictionary.com and still couldn't find an answer)

by Bob Marusi October 10, 2011

button hooked

1. The art of fooling another person. Similar to a Wicked Burn.
2. Punk-Ska at it's finest. Emo need not apply. Creators of a "Fat Man In A Fat Suit"

1. I button hooked that guy by sending him on a beer run in the snow.
2. Button Hooked newest CD is awesome

by Punk Buddha April 29, 2006

Hooked Up

Hooking up with someone, making out with them, but not going all the way. Regional usage; note that "hooking up" may mean you went all the way in some places.

"We hooked up last night"
"John and Katie hooked up at the party"

by your mom March 10, 2003