Florida Hook

The unbelievably fucking annoying practice on the highway where one cruises at or below the speed limit in the left lane and at the last minute crosses all the way to the right to make their exit, often without a turn signal. The term originates in Florida due to the large number of retired, tourist, and female drivers who perform it regularly

I was late because some bitch in the fast lane was going too slow, then she pulled the Florida Hook and I was able to speed up again.

I was almost in a wreck because some tourist pulled the Florida Hook and almost hit me

by Polekat Slim March 19, 2009

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

by zacon November 29, 2003

hook it

The process of engaging in any sexual act with another individual.

I really wanted to hook it with this gorgeous brunette last night, but she was way out of my league. I had to settle with mediocre sex with some fat chick instead.

by Marcus Bunny July 6, 2008

Hook Ass Nigga

Noun:
1. Someone of low standards or poor morals.
2. A pathetic person.

You're a Hook Ass Nigga!

by AnArchAngel October 12, 2011

hook or crook

By any means necessary

I’m going to win by hook or crook.

by BigRodFrom93rd January 25, 2018

meat hook sandwich

Double-fisted hand-job usually performed by a sub-par prostitute.

"Buy me dinner and I'll give ya a meat hook sandwich!" - Crystal Boulevard

by Coltraine December 13, 2013

fish on a hook

A person who continually wraps her arm around her head in a hook-like fashion to pull her hair to one side.

Becca is such a fish on a hook; Becca is fishing on a hook again!

by getit234 July 7, 2014