hook

The chorus of a song

"It's hard knock life for us!"

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Hook

To latch-on to a gay person's anus with the index finger. The term for "hooking" originates from this. Gays prefer one finger at a time although closet gays prefer the whole fist.

Hey did you see Maurice hook that gay bloke at the beach?

by Gay Hook February 19, 2009

hook

A bent penis.

Yo you give her the hook last night?

I'd give that bitch the hook.

by OG Leg August 26, 2008

Hook

The west coast version of a Gill. If someone says something stupid, you reserve the right to burn the back of their neck with a quick and forceful hand rub as if you were "hooking" their neck.

Joe: I went to KFC for lunch but all they had was chicken.
Bill: Of course dumbass, it's KFC! Thats a hook!
Joe: This is gonna hurt...

by Taerik January 17, 2008

hook

a curved object for hanging things on, or even being a pirate, perhaps murder.

there was a dead pig hanging on the butchers hook, it made me feel good.

by Lahna December 9, 2008

hooks

1. when u see a friend and give them something u have or have access to and they don't thereby causing them to get excited and say, "HOOKS!"

2. part of a statement to imply to someone that u would like them to give u some of what they got.

1. Statmore girl 1: "Hey, here's the last beer."
Statmore girl 2: "Hooks!"

2. "Hooks with the blunt!"

by CMurder July 10, 2006

hook

a vice lord

man fuck dat hook

by Dirty-G October 5, 2003