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Homiesexual

A sexuality of which you can be gay and straight at the same time. Like if your homie were to say “Yo, bro my dick itches.” Out if the blue with wouldn’t be gay, it’d be Homiesexual. This sexuality allows you to kiss your homies goodnight while giving them a pat on the pack because that’s what homies do.
Example:
Daniel gave a kiss to Gene on the lips, then proceeded to say “no homo” and Gene responds with, “Nah it’s aight, it’s just Homiesexual.”
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HomieSexual

HomieSexual is where you are gay for the homies and it’s completely straight
I love being HomieSexual

Homiesexual

Where you and your homies constantly act sexually and gay twards each other
My friends and I constantly make sexual remarks in a group chat with each other so much we are Homiesexual
Homiesexual by Fear of joX June 26, 2020

Homiesexual

Bro I’m Homiesexual can we smash cause I need sexual favors right now?
Homiesexual by im bjorn August 31, 2020

Homiesexual

He who doesn’t participate in a cuddle session with the homies, is perceived as gay. (Socks must be worn to be accepted as non homosexual actions)
Devin: Bro come cuddle with us. We have socks on!

Jason: No that’s gay.
Devin: No Jason. It’s not gay it’s homiesexual

Homiesexual

Meaning kissing the homies; It is not gay, socks are coming off though.
"Hey Alex, are you and Jack dating?"
"Oh, no, we aren't gay."
"But you guys kiss and hold hands!"
"We're just Homiesexuals!"
"Oh!, thanks Alex!"

Homiesexual

When you're in a relationship with your "homies", but it is not gay. As they are you're homie.
Person 1: isn't that gay?
Person 2: nah bro we've been friends for 5 years. Its just homiesexual
Homiesexual by MaeBing October 15, 2020