hobby fascination disorder

n. condition that consumes one's character to the point of analyzing the substance, validity and quantity of their hobbies and moreover the hobbies of others. Extreme cases include "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" tantrums and reaching hobby goals of several new hobbies a week to secure the "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" quarrel. No cure exists for these hobbyist due to the developmental issues that plague the brain in a constant, old hobby, present hobby and future hobby beat that never finds closure.

Don't pet him, he's got hfd(hobby fascination disorder.

by alpha nfi December 27, 2008

hobbyware

Software developed by non-professionals who insist it is great yet it takes so much tinkering to just get it running, you wish you never downloaded it in the first place.

If I have to edit one more "conf" file to get this piece of junk hobbyware to just start up, I will scream!

by Sir Nuke November 12, 2009

Hobby shopper

One who shops for fun and gets great deals for family and friends

I hobby shopped for a great bicycle for my niece, it's like new and half the cost of a new one, Ellie loves it! Hobby Shopper score!

by BjlOwens June 5, 2017

Hobby Craft

The deceptive term of leaving early to carry out sexual intercourse

We're sorry we have to leave, but we've got to go Hobby Craft.

I'm sorry I've got to leave, but I've got to go Hobby Craft

by The British Fox 🦊 June 24, 2022

HoloByte

A HoloByte is a data type that is always 6'000'000.

A: The value is always 6'000'000 which data type is the best?
B: Use HoloByte

by Löschzwerg November 8, 2023

closet-hobby

A hobby that makes one feel ashamed or embarrassed.

Who would have know that badboy's closet-hobby was writing poetry?

by creep guy ie April 3, 2011

Joey Hobby

Nickname for Joe Biden commonly used by both communists and socialists to express disdain for his inability to make a firm decision.

Oh that dang Joey Hobby being all wishy washy again with his “support” of roe v wade.

Joey Hobby didn’t support da gay marriage only till it got Obama re-elected!

Joey Hobby is the reason why we have studeee loan debt!!

by THEGstring May 18, 2022