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Hobknocker

A Short Hairy man that makes out with animals
hes such a hobknocker!
by Somechick1423 October 22, 2011
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hobknocker

when you take your dick and slap someone else on the ass usually you have to be naked to hobknock
joey - slaps bobby on the ass with his dick

bobby - wtf you stupid hobknocker cunt!
by yourmomsucksmycock March 24, 2010
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Hobknocker

An individual who finds that it pleases them to knock other people down in such a way that is comparable to aggressively inflicting physical pain to the most sensitive area of the genitalia.
Chace: the president is such a hobknocker.

Ashton: aye I can't believe the way he has no shame in how often he speaks so poorly of groups and communities outside of the rich, cisgender, white male population in the United States of America.
by BristolSlag July 10, 2018
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Hobknocker

Literal definition: Person who goes around hitting people's private parts.
Metaphorical definition: Can be implied as a jerk, or a person who hits for fun.
"Did you see that hobknocker in the halway?"
by Makan31114 March 14, 2018
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Juicy Hobknocker

That was some juicy hobknocker.
by blackalex December 25, 2009
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lady hobknocker

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.
That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.
by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014
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hobknocker sucker

When a hobknocker goes to hit someone in the face with his penis but before he can do it someone sucks his dick. Usually the hobknocker shouts ''HOBKNOCKER SUCKER.'' and then passes out.
I was walking down a street, peacefully until a hobknocker sucker was in sight I then ran home.

It was 2am.....
by Zer0sec November 10, 2019
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