by Somechick1423 October 22, 2011

by yourmomsucksmycock March 24, 2010

An individual who finds that it pleases them to knock other people down in such a way that is comparable to aggressively inflicting physical pain to the most sensitive area of the genitalia.
Chace: the president is such a hobknocker.
Ashton: aye I can't believe the way he has no shame in how often he speaks so poorly of groups and communities outside of the rich, cisgender, white male population in the United States of America.
Ashton: aye I can't believe the way he has no shame in how often he speaks so poorly of groups and communities outside of the rich, cisgender, white male population in the United States of America.
by BristolSlag July 10, 2018

Literal definition: Person who goes around hitting people's private parts.
Metaphorical definition: Can be implied as a jerk, or a person who hits for fun.
Metaphorical definition: Can be implied as a jerk, or a person who hits for fun.
by Makan31114 March 14, 2018

That was some juicy hobknocker.
by blackalex December 25, 2009

by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014

When a hobknocker goes to hit someone in the face with his penis but before he can do it someone sucks his dick. Usually the hobknocker shouts ''HOBKNOCKER SUCKER.'' and then passes out.
I was walking down a street, peacefully until a hobknocker sucker was in sight I then ran home.
It was 2am.....
It was 2am.....
by Zer0sec November 10, 2019
