Humdurty

The state of extreme disorientation or inebriation, to the point of being unable to function normal tasks, such as slurred speech, decreased reaction time, ECT. Often results in poor decisions that one would not make unless being is this state of humdurty.

Dave was so humdurty last night he stuck his foot in the campfire until his shoe melted.

by humdurty March 25, 2010

humduggery

Wilfully and deliberately engaging in a mundane activity such as sitting down with a good book and a biscuit (composite of humdrum and skullduggery)

Sarah just wanted to engage in some humduggery with a book and a hobnob

by waveform April 19, 2010

Hindu goal

When a kick out in FIFA is passed along the floor to your closest man the oppositian runs in front of your player taking the ball an scoring Ie. A Hindu goal

1-What a goal

2-Bullshit that was a hindu goal

by Hindu goal1 December 9, 2012

hindu hut

Hindu Hut refers to any Convenience store or bodega, owned and operated by people from India, regardless of Religious affiliation.

Hindu Hut is a online website like the Chinese Alibaba, only it’s wears are from primarily India.

I’m going to the Hindu Hut to play my lotto.

by BBCAIN’TFORME August 15, 2020

Hindu Bob

(n.) A person usually in the tech support division of software or computer corporations such as Microsoft or Dell who is given an English name to sound local even though they still have their accent.
However their name is not limited to Bob and can be a variety of English names to make the caller feel more comfortable

Hindu Bob(in a very heavy Indian accent): Thank you for calling Dell tech support your call is important to us. My name is Richard how can i help you.


John: You man I tried to call you like earlier but I only got your voice mail.

Steve: Yeah I was on the phone with Hindu Bob for 3 hours.

by kd21 April 21, 2009

hindu

contrary to what was said above by Bush is a Poop "I have several Hindu friends. They go to the Jain Temple up the street from me."

Jains are not Hindus, although both are prominently Indian "religions".

Jains are not hindus.

by jain person August 17, 2006

Hindu

The world's oldest religion. It's the world's most liberal religion, and is the only religion that teaches that it is completely acceptable to follow whatever religion one wishes, as long as you are benefitting positively and are helping people along the way. It does not have strict threats or eternal damnation, but it also does not have a heaven. Instead, Hindus are taught to be as kind-hearted as possible, because kindness in this life will benefit them in the next life. In the next life, they are expected to be even more kind. Basically, Hindus aren't allowed to be anything but nice. In Hinduism, followers are not forced to believe in "one true god" or "one true text." Instead, Hindus are taught that everyone is entitled to their belief. Hinduism holds a lot of science to it, which is peculiar because it is the oldest religion. It is considered the most-liked religion of people who don't follow it, the second being Pagans and the least-liked being Christianity.

My parents were born and raised Hindus, but chose science instead, becoming atheists. Because Hinduism encourages this, they were able to attend medical school and business school to learn more about math and science, and raised me to believe whatever I want. I chose atheism, but I still admire Hinduism for its ethics and beliefs.

by BoJason November 26, 2013