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Mike: Oh man, that chick just gave me a sexual feeling.
Me: What do you want me to do about it?
Mike: {turns on mp3}..."sexual healing!"...
Me:...
Me: What do you want me to do about it?
Mike: {turns on mp3}..."sexual healing!"...
Me:...
by hkonch April 3, 2009
Get the sexual healing mug.A healing crystal bitch is that annoying female that we all know who wants to be a hippie and takes it to a different level of extreme. Typically they will claim to be from some other dimension, consider themselves "spiritual", talk about their "3rd eye", throw around tarot cards without warning, and you guessed it, carry around healing crystals. They consider consuming marijuana and psychedelics some kind of spiritual journey and believe that their hallucinations are sacred. A healing crystal bitch will also turn into Jeffery Dahmer if her cat dislikes you.
Friend 1: Dude look at this girl on my tinder stack. Should I swipe right?
Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.
Friend 1: Damn you right homie.
Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.
Friend 1: Damn you right homie.
by Michael|leahciM October 6, 2021
Get the healing crystal bitch mug.The power or ability to cause the wounds or illnesses of others to heal, whether through the practice of medicine, or other methods.
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Get the Mrs. Hetlinger mug.A hotaling is the stupidest mother fuck alive; also known as a complete douche bag, one who is a pathological liar that sometimes doesn’t know what room he's in. One who has a big Jew nose and makes terribly unfunny jokes. One who eats everything in sight with ranch on it, if a cock was dipped in hidden valley he would go to town. In most societies known as a petifle, parents I would advise you to lock up your daughters in their rooms, age ranging from: there is no range who am I fucking kidding. One who has a strange obsession with punching everything within a 2ft radius of him. He’s under the impression that wearing socks and sandals is “cool”, not extremely GAY. So if you know a hotaling I would advise to stay clear!
"yo i just hotalinged that chick last night!"
"wow you sick fuck im going to call the cops!"
"'yo hotaling what is that white stuff your dipping your food in?"
"its ranch, my favorite!"
"Yeah, that sure is one of newmans own recipe! straight out of my hidden valley( a.k.a MY DICK HOLE)
"wow you sick fuck im going to call the cops!"
"'yo hotaling what is that white stuff your dipping your food in?"
"its ranch, my favorite!"
"Yeah, that sure is one of newmans own recipe! straight out of my hidden valley( a.k.a MY DICK HOLE)
by the shin sucker April 28, 2010
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