Heston

To Shit on or upon in Greek, Poop on

"Heston ton malaka "

by Fanis February 11, 2005

Heston

Anything really fucking odd. (Taken from Heston Blumenthal, because he cooks weird food).

Look at that dudes face, its really fucking heston.

by Reggie S Jones August 6, 2011

Charlton Heston

Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) while the recipient is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

"You dam dirty ape."

Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) ( Charlton Heston)inserts into the recipient ( the ape)while the individual is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

You dam dirty ape.

by clownass December 6, 2006

Hester the Molester

A nickname to make fun of a person with the last name "Hester"

You: "God, Hester. You're such a molester. HESTER THE MOLESTER"

by FreakyDeaky88 May 15, 2009

HESTER

A Hester is fucking Beautiful and has the best personality. She is super intelligent and is going to be a very successful woman in everything she does. A Hester has also got a naughty side. She has the best vagina in the word, it will make any guy cum in under 5 min. A hester is just the best person in the world. A Hester should always date a Calvin

Oh my word did you see that HESTER today. She is so hot

by Jack andy December 2, 2018

Hester

They are kind people except brantley

Hesters are good people

by jack storm October 8, 2020

Heston over your firearms

To die. Derived from "hand over your firearms", and the quote from the late Charlton Heston, "you can have my gun when you prise it from my cold dead hands".

First you marry, then you have 2.7 kids, then you eat quiche, then you Heston over your firearms.

Both my grandfathers had Hestoned over their firearms before I was born.

by Fearman April 13, 2008