Horn heifer

A horny young lady out on the prowl for sex with a man; not a woman who's too particular, just one who needs her needs fulfilled.

She went out trawling for dick, she's a real horn heifer!

by unklebear February 25, 2021

Heifer

An overweight lesbian.

You see that heifer over there, she is a lesbian.

by ActualJohnCena May 7, 2020

Street heifer

A large woman who runs the streets

That street heifer Has been down that road 10 times in a row!!

by Cade’O March 14, 2022

heifer

a bigger woman that you very much dislike and making fun of.

That heifer need to lose some weight with her fat ass.

by ur loss,not mine :) September 8, 2020

Sarcastic Heifer

An individual with a particular form of sarcasm focused on making light of situations that contain traumatic or otherwise sensitive content, regardless of whether the folks she is joking with perceive it as such. Typically associated with a heavy southern accent which becomes accentuated when being used by the sarcastic heifer.

Joleen was a sarcastic heifer when she joked about the fact that Hell is going to be one heck of a party

by uhhhhsarcasm March 13, 2022

Heifer

1.) Formally, Heifers are female cows who have not yet given birth to a calf. Farmers can raise heifers for dairy or for meat. In the 1830s, heifer, which is pronounced "HEFF-er," was first used as slang for "woman" or "girl." Since then, it took on the meaning of a female who is obese.

2.) The Gen-X version of a “Karen” so named because of the common name of “Heather” in this generation. They are far more intense & hard to deal with than their previous generation & are more snobby, egotistical, controlling, angry, loud, greedy, & want to be the ones who control & dominate in their industry because they feel they are the generation in charge & in control & that because of the advancement in female empowerment brought on by their parent’s generation it gives them a sort of exclusive “Black Card” to be more bratty than a Karen or Ken has ever been.
Exercise absolute extreme caution when dealing with Heifer’s.

1.) “Look at those Heifer’s in the field!”
2.) “Look at that Heifer smashing all the plates in that shop & causing a great disturbance just because she didn’t get her way with getting the discount price for them. Someone’s calling the police now.”

by The Sigma Lion February 14, 2023

Not today heifer

When you feel pulled into other people's drama, you might think this.

Not today heifer, not my pasture, not my problem.

by Westsideisbestside August 4, 2022