headon

As stated by Jimmy Kimmel, a commercial that actually makes you buy the product because the commercial actually gives you a headache itself.

HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead.
(Repeat until infinity.)

by D-Miles September 30, 2006

headrot

when someone is getting annoyed or bothered by someone or something that's rotting your brain.. .....

oh my god !! that person is headrot stay away from him ..

by kenchicklet July 28, 2012

headerosexual

A person who is attracted to anyone that gives oral sex

"So what is your preference?"

"Well I am headerosexual over all.."

"Huh?"

"Do you suck dick?"

"Ew no!"

"The gtfo of my face."

by Franknsfw January 20, 2018

verbal headlock

to talk incessantly, and at length, AT another person, trapping them in the situation and not allowing them time to reply.

a person sermonising to another, perhaps when drunk, who cannot be steered towards to a different topic, is said to have he audience in a verbal headlock.

"she was really mad, had me in a verbal headlock for an hour."

"my ears are bleeding! he didnt shut up, i was in a verbal headlock"

by sonbee1 November 28, 2009

negative headcount

A "negative headcount" is a worker that makes so many errors that they create more work than they actually do.

Our new network engineer is a negative headcount - he doesn't know how to do much and what he does is usually wrong. I've been fixing his mistakes for the last two days.

by S1KRR November 5, 2016

Trucker's Headlock

The act where a women locks her legs around the neck her partner while receiving oral sex.

Stacy put me in a Trucker's Headlock last night. She orgasmed just before I was rendered unconscious.

Belladonna put me in a Trucker's Headlock last night. She came just before I went unconscious.

by PissTank March 8, 2015

2 hippies in a headlock

A female with a lot of underarm hair.

Fuck me. That’s one hairy bitch is that. She looks to have 2 hippies in a headlock.

by Aitch73 June 3, 2018