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Henderson County High School

A place where one can meet friends, walk by fat chicks having sex under the staircases,and get the thrilling chance to be stuck behind a bunch of loud Africans when you are in a hurry. But the most exciting thing about this magical place is that weird curly headed kids get the chance to have dance battles with Special-Education students so that the loser must vomit after the commencement of the battle. A popular tourist destination.
When I'm bored, I always go to Henderson County High School for fun!
by pseudowoodo208 August 22, 2011
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Henderson

A Henderson is someone that possesses insane amounts of car knowledge and uses it to effectively to drop knowledge-bombs during civil conversations about cars.
Friend 1: "Wow look at those two turbos in that Subaru!"

Friend 2: "Those are hella horns, not turbos, you moron! Wow man..."
Friend 3: "Wow man, you just got Henderson'd!"
by Ghalby February 14, 2017
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headesk

Verb. The act of slamming your head against your desk or any hard object in front of you. Often mean to vent frustration, show frustration, or to demonstrate how frustrated you are in a conversation.

P.S. Everyone knows it's spelled with one 'D' not two.
1. *headesk* Damn IE crashed on me

2. Where is my new mouse!? I can't find it! *headesk*

3. Dude, she does this everytime! Ugh! *headesk*
by InfectedBoot July 7, 2009
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Dean Henderson Stans

braindead, deluded, dumb, 0 ball knowledge, WORST fanbase on Football Twitter EVER...
Guy 1: Have you seen Dean Henderson stans LOOOL ??
Guy 2: Yeah LMAO, they're all deluded
by Football Expert December 6, 2021
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Header

An accidental dive, taken headfirst toward the pavement. Often caused by drunkenness, hooker heels, or a combination of the two.
1. "Dude, you busted up - what happen?"
"Took a header into the curb outside the bar last night."

2. "Ah, my shit is fucked, dawg"
"Damn boy, you took a mean header there. The ladies gunna be impressed with yo ass in da club 2nite!"
by Jeanyis June 11, 2008
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rickey henderson

The Greatest Leadoff Hitter in Baseball History. Owner of the all-time stolen base, runs scored, leadoff home runs and walks records. Has 50% more stolen bases than the #2 all-time base stealer (Lou Brock). Known for his hot dog attitude and amazing abilities to do the "little things" to help teams win. World Series Champion in 1989 with the Oakland A's and 1993 with the Toronto Blue Jays.

Played for:
Oakland A's (1979-84)
New York Yankees (1985-89)
Oakland A's (1989-93)
Toronto Blue Jays (1993)
Oakland A's (1994-95)
San Diego Padres (1996-97)
Anaheim Angels (1997)
Oakland A's (1998)
New York Mets (1999-2000)
Seattle Mariners (2000)
San Diego Padres (2001)
Boston Red Sox (2002)
Los Angeles Dodgers (2003)
by Joaquin Kintera May 28, 2004
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smokin heaters

Jerry opens door and sees Devin with a lit cigarette in her hand:
Jerry: So ah, smokin heaters?
Devin: for sure
by CLARK!! May 25, 2011
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